Ejaculated in her braces call that children behind bars
How many children can you fit in a box?
Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving.
IDK
If you have anger problems hit an Orphan bc who they going to tell not their parents
For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. his mom did too.
When your going 80KM in a school zone and one of the speed bumps scream.
How many orphans does it take to screw a light bulb in there house
None because they don't have a home
What is the difference between Micheal Jackson and my uncle? Nothing they both steal children.
How are tinder and orphans alike?
You swipe left till you find the one you like
I went to an orphanage and had a yo mama smack down. That’s it.
What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?
The elevator can raise a family
There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight. ... The parents aren’t home.
Ice cream truck drivers are the most sus people on earth. They’re adults who play children’s music, and give ice cream to kids who approach their van.
Why do I go around making Orphan jokes ? Because they can't go crying to there parent 😅
Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.
When is a rapist safe around children? When his plans are oven ready
I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence...
Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at and if they cry, just say 'hey here are your parents' then grab nothing. perfect example.
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
What the difference between a lambo and 200 children in my basement, one screams the children don’t