Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.
Doctor: Hi, sorry but I canβt see you anymore.
Lil Jimmy: Why?
Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, Iβm a family doctor, you're an orphan.
Lil Jimmy: ππππ
I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover.
I went over to a crying child and said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at an orphanage!
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?
people go there to fix their mistakes.
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair that you push in a fire? Hot Wheels.
Little Johnny saw his dad getting head from his mom. Johnny asked what they were doing, and mom stopped and said she was fixing his dad's pants. Little Johnny says, "That explains what the lady next door was doing."
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?