Children jokes
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...
The parents aren’t home.
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
There were 1 mom and 3 kids. The first kid comes up and asks, "Why is my name Daisy?" The mom says, "Because when you were born a daisy fell on your head." The second kid asks their mom, "Why is my name Butterfly?" The mom says, "Because when you were born a butterfly landed on your head." Then the third kid yells, "Ahjoejienfkef." The mom says, "Shut up, Brick!"
My favorite thing to do in my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
Like this if you are in foster care.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
When a stranger keeps telling kids to kill themselves AKA the Stigg.
I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
Johnny had 55 pineapples. He threw three at his friend. How many does he have now?
None, because he was pistol whipped then shot at point blank range with a sawed off shotgun covered in fluoroantimonic acid which burned a hole in his skull causing his brain to melt and rupture nerve cells all over his friends. Then his arms and legs were stuffed into a wheat thresher which was used to harvest the meat of the enslaved children. Then his corpse was molested.
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. Orphanages are really fun to work at.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and his boomerang?
One of them actually came back.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass, not breathing.
Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little Johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone.
Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."