Children

Children jokes

Kid

+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.

+1 comment = 1 kid in my microwave.

+1 share = 1 kid in my blender.

Orphanage

I went over to a crying child and said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at an orphanage!

Orphan

Guys, we need to stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents might get upset. Oh, wait... never mind.

Kid

I was sitting at a bench at the park and saw a lady. She asked which kid was mine, and I responded, "I haven't decided yet."

Mistake

what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?

people go there to fix their mistakes.

Memes

Little Johnny

Little Johnny saw his dad getting head from his mom. Johnny asked what they were doing, and mom stopped and said she was fixing his dad's pants. Little Johnny says, "That explains what the lady next door was doing."

Orphan

Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?

Orphan

Why do orphans hate school?

No field trips. Parent signature_____________.

Orphan

Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.

Doctor: Hi, sorry but I can’t see you anymore.

Lil Jimmy: Why?

Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, I’m a family doctor, you're an orphan.

Lil Jimmy: πŸ‘πŸ‘„πŸ‘πŸ–•

Orphanage

Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.

Orphanage

Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!

Sleepover

I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover.

Child

Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.