Children jokes
What's the difference between a pool and a toddler?
One doesn't scream when you go in dry ;)
A man sacrificed children who played Roblox, so when someone knocked on the door, they said, "An administrator has banned you from heaven!"
What do you call a Catholic priest who molests children?
A Catholic priest.
When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?
The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals.
Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile. However, I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8-year-olds.
If you have a daughter, give her the same name as the mum; that way when you call for a beer, you get two beers, and when you call for sex, you get two sex...
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?
A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally!
What's the best part of being a pedophile? You will never have a wife.
What's the best thing about being a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most.
What did I eat for breakfast yesterday?
10 year olds.
Where do pedophiles go hunting?
Elementary schools.
What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?
"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"
Who make hard candy for the kids?
Solve.
Girls are like math; if they're under ten, then you use your fingers.
Little girls are like basic math. If they're under 13, you do them in your head.
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy children.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
A: Free delivery.