Children jokes
Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile. However, I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8-year-olds.
If you have a daughter, give her the same name as the mum; that way when you call for a beer, you get two beers, and when you call for sex, you get two sex...
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?
A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally!
What's the best part of being a pedophile? You will never have a wife.
What's the best thing about being a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most.
What did I eat for breakfast yesterday?
10 year olds.
Where do pedophiles go hunting?
Elementary schools.
What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?
"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"
Who make hard candy for the kids?
Solve.
Girls are like math; if they're under ten, then you use your fingers.
Little girls are like basic math. If they're under 13, you do them in your head.
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy children.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
A: Free delivery.
Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school.
Which sex position produces the ugliest children? Go ask your mother.
Say what you want against pedophiles, but they slow down in school zones.
No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.
What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? They both want to get there before the hare does.