Child jokes
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
Ur adopted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.
Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"
Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home plate.
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked!
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?
Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause there's no home base...
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.