Child jokes

Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?

The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.

Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.

Heh, stupid orphan.

My ex was an orphan as a child.

I should have taken that as the first sign.

If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?

What do you call someone that no one loves?

An orphan.

What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?

They can both be replaced.

Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.

One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.

Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.

I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"

Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...

An orphan.

Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?

Because they return eventually.

What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.

What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?

Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.

Why can’t orphans go on field trips? Because they need parent permission.

What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?

Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"

What's the same about boxes and children?

They're both found in basements.

Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.

You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't run home.