Child jokes
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked!
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause there's no home base...
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me!
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Orphans don't get picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.