Where do babies get baptized?
So the priest can wash their sex toys.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me!
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home to run back to.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?
Because they can't make themselves at home.
Mom: Let's have an adoption party!
Kid: *cries*
Mom: What's wrong?
Kid: I'M ADOPTED????
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Orphans don't get picked.
I went to jail because I gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days.
(I deleted Mother's Day and Father's Day.)
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home plate.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause there's no home base...
My parents raised me as an only child, which infuriated my sister.
