Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't run home.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, chucklehead! This joke is about orphans, right? And they can't play baseball because they can't "run home." Get it? 'Cause they ain't got no home! You probably still live in your parents' basement, so this joke is way over your head. Sad!