Child jokes
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
Bill Clinton and Joe Biden are on a sinking ship.
Joe Biden says we need to save the women and children. Bill Clinton says, "Screw the women and children." Joe Biden says, "Do we have that much time?"
What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They wanted someone to call "daddy."
Knock knock. Who's there? Child. Child who? Child Millissa!
A kid goes into a restaurant without parents, and a waitress came up and said, "You have to leave; this is a family restaurant."
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
How many dead children does it take to change the light in a basement?
More than ten, apparently.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked. Orphans don't.
Q. There were two sisters. One was having twins and asked her sister to help name the children. If one was named Deniece, what was the other named?
A. Denephew.
Statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile. But not me, I live next to a 10-year-old boy with a fat ass.
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Girl 1: Dad, why is my name Rose?
Dad: Because a rose landed on your head.
Girl 2: Hey, Dad, why is my name Daisy?
Dad: Because a daisy landed on your head.
Boy: Hitddvjkyrefbhhhrurrrr!
Dad: Oh, hey Brick!
I found a child on the street homeless, and they were really nice, so I took them home. Then I said, "Who's better, Biden or Trump?" They said they support Trump. They are now dead in my basement and have been for 3 years.
I made a website for orphans.
It's all about parents who want children near their location.
How do terrorists feed their children?
Here comes the airplane.
What’s the similarity between a penis and a lollipop?
Kids can take both.