Child jokes
"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"
A Mario & Luigi joke.
What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!
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I LOVE ORPHANS!
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
me when my mom wakes me up!
If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? "Going Home."
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
Driving through the woods today, I saw a boy with a bare behind.
So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.
Orphan
I got hired to work as a camp counselor for kids with ADHD, but I got fired. I guess I shouldn't have introduced myself with "Welcome to concentration camp".
When a Muslim dies, he gets 72 virgins.
It's the same thing with priests, except the virgins are children.
What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
Why do leftists call their child Ariel?
So they can decide whether it wants to be a man, woman, mermaid, or washing powder.
Mum: Why are roses red?
Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.
Mum: I made you.
What do pedophiles do when they wake up?
Turn on the child safety lock on the car.
I will call my kid Monday, because whenever I see him, I feel disappointment.
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
What do you call an orphan?
A bootysnagger45.