Child jokes

Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home base is.

What's a bonus of being an orphan?

You can't get homework.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Cause they don’t know where home is.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where the home is.

What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.

When a Muslim dies, he gets 72 virgins.

It's the same thing with priests, except the virgins are children.

What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.

A cop pulls two Arabian men over, walks up to their window, and says, "We are looking for two child molesters!"

Now after a short pause, the two men look at each other, then back at the officer and say, "We'll do it!"

Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.

Child: But why?

Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.

Orphan: But why?

Mum: Why are roses red?

Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.

Mum: I made you.

What might an aborted child want for Christmas?

..... a home that isn't a bin.

A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.

A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"

The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.

I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.

What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.

I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"

They didn't reply.

I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...

I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were.

Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.

A child molester and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?

A normal kid has a family.

What do you call an orphan?

A bootysnagger45.