Child jokes

So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home base.

What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where the home is.

My uncle sayEd to me once, "You're my favorite child." And I said, "You mean Nece?" He said, "No, my favorite child."

What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit something brown and gross?

"That is bull crap!"

When a Muslim dies, he gets 72 virgins.

It's the same thing with priests, except the virgins are children.

A cop pulls two Arabian men over, walks up to their window, and says, "We are looking for two child molesters!"

Now after a short pause, the two men look at each other, then back at the officer and say, "We'll do it!"

Mum: Why are roses red?

Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.

Mum: I made you.

What do pedophiles do when they wake up?

Turn on the child safety lock on the car.

What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.

What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.

What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?

The Chinese kid has a home.

I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.

Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.

Child: But why?

Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.

Orphan: But why?

What might an aborted child want for Christmas?

..... a home that isn't a bin.

Why does an orphan play mum and dad?

'Cause they need self-love.

What's yellow and can't swim?

A bus full of toddlers.

What is an orphan’s favorite game? Adopt me.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.