Child jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Dad: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Dad: Because you’re going to need them there.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? "Going Home."
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Orphan
So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.
My uncle sayEd to me once, "You're my favorite child." And I said, "You mean Nece?" He said, "No, my favorite child."
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad:
What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit something brown and gross?
"That is bull crap!"
I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.
Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a bus.
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?
VEGETABLE OIL!
Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
He could never get a home run.