Child jokes
Moto Moto, stop giving the baby your d*ck!
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?
They never get old.
Dad: No, Timmy, you don't have to worry, there is no monster sleeping under your bed, it sleeps every night in the bed next to me.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.