Orphan
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I LOVE ORPHANS!
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Dad: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Dad: Because you’re going to need them there.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Q: Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
A: Because he got hit by a bus.
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
I will call my kid Monday, because whenever I see him, I feel disappointment.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
Mum: Why are roses red?
Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.
Mum: I made you.
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
