Child jokes
Why can't an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because the chip was family size.
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until their parents come home.
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
What's the difference between a trampoline and a child?
You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit something brown and gross?
"That is bull crap!"
What's an orphan's favorite movie? "Going Home."
If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Dad: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Dad: Because you’re going to need them there.