Child jokes
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
Memes
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
Moto Moto, stop giving the baby your d*ck!
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Dad: No, Timmy, you don't have to worry, there is no monster sleeping under your bed, it sleeps every night in the bed next to me.
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?
They never get old.
I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.