Child jokes
So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.
Driving through the woods today, I saw a boy with a bare behind.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? "Going Home."
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"
Memes
A Mario & Luigi joke.
What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
My uncle sayEd to me once, "You're my favorite child." And I said, "You mean Nece?" He said, "No, my favorite child."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.
What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit something brown and gross?
"That is bull crap!"
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
HIIIIIIIIIII
I LOVE ORPHANS!
Dad: No, Timmy, you don't have to worry, there is no monster sleeping under your bed, it sleeps every night in the bed next to me.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.