Child jokes
Dad: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Dad: Because you’re going to need them there.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
Did you know an apple and an orphan are different.
An apple gets picked.
Q: Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
A: Because he got hit by a bus.
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Both can't see their parents.
Daddy, where's my anus?
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.