My uncle sayEd to me once, "You're my favorite child." And I said, "You mean Nece?" He said, "No, my favorite child."
Child Jokes
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad:
What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit something brown and gross?
"That is bull crap!"
I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.
Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a bus.
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?
VEGETABLE OIL!
Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
He could never get a home run.
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Both can't see their parents.
When a Muslim dies, he gets 72 virgins.
It's the same thing with priests, except the virgins are children.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
Ha, orphans are soooooo funny. I mean, they have many family stories. Oh wait...
