Child jokes
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq? I never had kids.
I kicked the shit out of Little Johnny.
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.
I saw a kid sitting on the curb and I asked him, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" "You're parents did."
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
I gave an orphan an iPhone XR because it does not have a home button.
A man was taking a child into a dark forest.
The child said, "I'm scared!"
The man replied, "Well I have to walk home alone."
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t go home.
Kid: I want to be Batman.
Okay, when he gets home, his parents are dead.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad:
What did Sally get for her birthday? A football!
Only joking; she hasn't opened the box yet.
If a kid refused to go to bed, does that make them guilty of resisting a rest?
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth.
An American mother has 3 children. The first child asked his mum: "Why is my sister called Crazy Horse and my brother Rushing Water?"
Mum: "Because those were the first thing I saw after i gave birth to them. Why are you asking all these questions, two dogs fucking?"