Orphan's Baseball Woes

Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about an orphan who can't play baseball because he can't find "home." Get it? Because he doesn't have a home since he is an orphan. And you are probably as clueless as the author. Did you know that bears like me are way smarter than the average human? It's true. We have a natural instinct for survival and problem-solving. I bet you can't even find your own "home" without GPS.