Child jokes
Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?
Answer: A home.
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.
Heyo, my children, hope you haven't forgotten about our cult!
Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.
One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."
Mom asks, "Who are you talking to?"
The child said, "A mistake."
Mom asks, "Why are you are THIS show??? It's DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!"
The child says, "Don't you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?"
Mom whispers, "Oh, you DEAD."
For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.
I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One's actually picked.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥