Child jokes
Everyone likes orphans but their parents.
What's the difference between a little boy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat in it.
A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.
“Mom, why did God make me like this?” he said.
“It’s because God made you special,” she said.
“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”
This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ
"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."
Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(
What is red and very rare?
A child in a blender.
ON BABY
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
A young boy is in a tepee with his father, just after his sister's naming ceremony. Curious to how it works, he asks his dad, "Father, why is my sister's name Tulip?"
His father responds, "That is her name because a tulip was the first thing she saw when she first opened her eyes."
The boy was still puzzled. "What about big brother Sparrow?"
"His name is Sparrow because a sparrow landed on him when he first began walking."
The boy finally asked how he was named. "Well, we decided to name you the same way as your sister."
The boy nods with understanding, "Thank you, father."
"No problem, Two-Dogs-Fucking."
My uncle sayEd to me once, "You're my favorite child." And I said, "You mean Nece?" He said, "No, my favorite child."
I love telling jokes about orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Ms. Smith: Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze, and I would stay like that.
Little Johnny: Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned.
What did the kid without hands get for Christmas? - I don't know, he still didn't open his present...
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
Yo people!
Little Johnny's actually dead!
I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
What's the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead children?
My penis.
DAD: I'm bringing your toys to the orphanage.
SON: Why?
DAD: You're going to need them.
Why did the orphan cross the ride?
I forgot.
What did the orphan get for Christmas?
Lego figures from his friend, but they ran away too.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.