Child jokes

I have an orphan joke.

But it needs parental guidance.

Heyo, my children, hope you haven't forgotten about our cult!

For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.

Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.

One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."

Mom asks, "Who are you talking to?"

The child said, "A mistake."

Mom asks, "Why are you are THIS show??? It's DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!"

The child says, "Don't you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?"

Mom whispers, "Oh, you DEAD."

What’s an orphan's favorite event?

Homecoming.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because it can't find home!

Yo, Bloon... what bitch where the fuck my child support camo Bloon? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?

The second-hand book was loved once.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.

Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?

No, because they already are on one.

Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?

Answer: A home.

My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"

I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."

He asked, "In an orphanage?"

I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.

"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"

By the way, infertility is hereditary:

If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.

What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?

One of them is a domesticated pet.

When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.

Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball?

Because he couldn't find home!