Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby. They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
What do you call a overly clingy child.
A tumor
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body
I got two cups of milk. One for me and one for my son. We both drank them at the same time, and tried not to puke. I won, since my son is face first on the table with his blood all over.
have a child u don’t want just drop them off at a school they don’t know and drive away
what do you call an orphan at a construction site?
child labor
A Down child is drowning, he calls help with all of his voice:<<Somebody help me!! I'm Downing>>
BA DUM TSS
What do you call a child with no family? Names
An orphan saw A tornado and he thought he saw his mom but then he realized it was a corpse and said hi Dad
What does a Child molester and a Catholic priest have in common. One praise at church
teacher we have new student hes an orphan student oof teacher is anyone missing student his parents
imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills
why do orphan's hate any milk? there dad did not come back for 10 years oh sorry he got lost in the store🤧
Why didn't the child go to school? Because he died of a heroin overdose.
Addison Banks Age (8) "I'm a little brat who won't shut up the hell! And stop talking!
WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CHILD ABUSE AND ABANDONMENT?
THE ABUSED ONES ARE FORCED TO LISTEN WHILE BEING ABUSED WHILE ABANDONED KIDS CRY BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE PARENTS ANYMORE
what is a orphans first step to the orphanage
My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devestated with no glee
(Again, credits to my really funny friend)
What flavour do you buy an orphan? Self raising
How do you make a child’s parents happy, Put the child to sleep
