Child jokes
Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?
Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
Mom asks, "Who are you talking to?"
The child said, "A mistake."
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.
Memes
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Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?
Answer: A home.
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One's actually picked.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they can't access the home screen.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can't find home!
What’s an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
What does a mother fear most?
Hearing "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!" for 5 different men.
Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball?
Because he couldn't find home!