Child jokes
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?
Answer: A home.
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One's actually picked.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they can't access the home screen.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can't find home!
What’s an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
What does a mother fear most?
Hearing "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!" for 5 different men.
Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball?
Because he couldn't find home!
Yo, Bloon... what bitch where the fuck my child support camo Bloon? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
Sally's mother had four children. The fourth April, the second May, the third June. Who was the first child?
Sally.
My wife and I have reached the decision that we do not want children.
If anyone does, please comment your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
What’s the easiest way for parents to find out if their child is gay Look in the closet