Child jokes

What are the three worst years of a black child's life?

First grade!

My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you.

She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.

How are you and an orphan similar?

Both of your fathers are invisible.

An officer confronts two congressmen.

He informs them, \"I’m looking for a couple of child molesters.\"

The two look at each other, turn to the officer and exclaim, \"Sure! We’ll do it!\"

How does Osama feed his child? "Here comes the airplane, here comes another one."

I got fired from my paramedic job on the first day. I told an eight-year-old who lost his leg in a car accident to "walk it off."

Why can’t orphans be criminals?

Because they’re not wanted!

I have an orphan joke.

But it needs parental guidance.

Why was Six afraid of Seven?

Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.

Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?

A: They can't run home.

A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"

I gave a blind kid a hand grenade and told him it's a beyblade.

What’s the easiest way for parents to find out if their child is gay Look in the closet

For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.

Heyo, my children, hope you haven't forgotten about our cult!

Mom asks, "Who are you talking to?"

The child said, "A mistake."

Mom asks, "Why are you are THIS show??? It's DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!"

The child says, "Don't you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?"

Mom whispers, "Oh, you DEAD."

Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.

One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.

Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?

No, because they already are on one.