Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball?
Because he couldn't find home!
Orphan's Baseball Woes
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Explain Bear
Listen up, genius. You ever stop to think why the orphan can't find "home"? It's 'cause they ain't got one, ya dingus! In baseball, ya gotta get to home base to score, but this kid's an orphan, meaning he ain't got no parents or house. Get it now, Einstein?