Child Jokes

The parents use to hit him His parents got into a car crash and died He became an orphan in an orphanage, the people there hit him, he looked up and said "parents?"

What did the orphans mum say before she abandoned her child? OH it’s a b#tch

Where do pedofiles do when they wake up

Turn on the child safety lock on the car

What's the difference between a orphan and a Chinese kid? The Chinese kid has a home.

I saw an orphan on the street i said where’s your parents he cried and said my mum and dad died in a car crash 😆😆😂😂🤣

what goes up but never past the digits 15? A Make A Wish Kid....

Who does an orphan play soccer with...

No one

Orphan:Have u seen my mommy? Person: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes? Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE? Orphan: MOTHER! Person: LEts go home! Orphan: Uhhhh *SHes was never to be seen again*

I was raised as an only child.

Which really annoyed my twin sister.

why was kobe a good father?

He took his daughter with him

Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is% 9000,000 NO !!!!!!!!!!

What does a abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old and nether does the kid.

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So on one partly cloudy night, there was a boy and his dad gazing up at the sky. Dad: aren't the stars just wonderful? I'm not sure, from my angle all I see is clouds. Dad: Well come over hear and take a look. Boy: Damm, the clouds always move when I get to the right spot!!! Dad: Well then I guess I will have too make you see them everywhere you look then.

Then the Dad shook and spun the boy around till he said... NOW I'M SEEING STARS!!!

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Q: a mom had 5 children - January, febuary, march, april what is the name of the fifth child? A: What.

TO ALL THE CHILDREN ON THIS WEBSITE HELLO!!!!! HEY!!!! HOW IS LIFE TREATING YOU? ( BTW I'M A KID TO I'M HAYLEY AND I'M TURNING 13 MY B DAY IS 10/08/2008)