I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.
Brighten Up Day By Throwing Objects and People?!?
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Explain Bear
Listen up, you smooth-brained mammal. You think chucking a lamp and a depressed kid is gonna brighten someone's day? You're not just wrong, you're offensively wrong. You're basically throwing objects and people at a problem, hoping it magically fixes itself. News flash, genius, that's assault and battery, not therapy.
Best friend rope
Just hey 'here a bit of light in your life' then 'huh' and one kid is left unconscious on the floor