Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
Why was the orphan stupid?
Because his parents couldn't guide him.
You learn from mistakes!
That's why you're an only child!
Your birth certificate is like an apology from the condom factory...
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
Yoo! I found a $100 bill, found a child who said they lost their $100 bill. Gave them $25.
When God gives you glory, you give it back.
What is the one word orphans don’t know? Homework.