Child jokes
What is an orphan’s least favorite children’s game?
House.
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
Why was the orphan stupid?
Because his parents couldn't guide him.
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find the home plate.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?
Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?
Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?
A: He was in a mid-life crisis.
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.
I was raised as an only child, which I think was hard for my brother.
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
My wife and I have made a difficult choice and have decided we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.