Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?
Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?
Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of children.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
Q: What's the difference between me and a priest? A: A priest isn't turned on by dead children.
Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.
Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?
Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
New skin unlocked: Blood splatter!
(Obtained by running over 69 children.)
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
Yoo! I found a $100 bill, found a child who said they lost their $100 bill. Gave them $25.
When God gives you glory, you give it back.
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
