Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?
A: He was in a mid-life crisis.
Child Jokes
When I'm chilling and a little kid ruins my moment.
You learn from mistakes!
That's why you're an only child!
What's breakdancing, twitching, and noisy?
A child with epilepsy.
Your birth certificate is like an apology from the condom factory...
My wife and I have decided that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
And Mary said God had given her a child, so Joseph went and joined Fathers For Justice.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of children.
Q: What's the difference between me and a priest? A: A priest isn't turned on by dead children.
Yoo! I found a $100 bill, found a child who said they lost their $100 bill. Gave them $25.
When God gives you glory, you give it back.
What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, he still hasn't opened it yet.
New skin unlocked: Blood splatter!
(Obtained by running over 69 children.)
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
What is the one word orphans don’t know? Homework.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
