Child jokes
Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.
I was raised as an only child, which I think was hard for my brother.
Why did the child drop their ice cream?
They got hit by a bus.
What's breakdancing, twitching, and noisy?
A child with epilepsy.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
Why can't an orphan read?
He couldn't go to school without a parent's signature.
My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.
What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
What did the mom say when her child came out?
"The head was so big!"
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
I make baby mush.