Child jokes
Yo, Bloon... what bitch where the fuck my child support camo Bloon? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
Sally's mother had four children. The fourth April, the second May, the third June. Who was the first child?
Sally.
My wife and I have reached the decision that we do not want children.
If anyone does, please comment your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
What’s the easiest way for parents to find out if their child is gay Look in the closet
Memes
My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you.
She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like it can tell its parents.
"Mommy, mommy, where's my school dress... ewww!"
"Shut up and leave the bedroom."
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
What do you call a child version of Batman?
The Raped Crusader.
I gave a blind kid a hand grenade and told him it's a beyblade.
Yesterday, I was babysitting this woman's child. Everything was going perfectly.
I got hungry and called the mother. I asked if she wanted the baby back ribs I was cooking, but she said she didn't want any.
When she arrived she started screaming and ran to her child. I don't see why she was so upset, she said she didn't want any.
How many kids does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them. 😂😂😂😂
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't know where home is.
Two priests are driving down a road when they are pulled over by the cops.
The cop shines a light in their faces and signals to the driver to roll down his window.
"We're searching for two child molesters," he says.
The driver leans over to the other priest, and they whisper between themselves.
Finally, he turns back to the policeman. "Ok. We'll do it."
A programmer pushes a stroller through the park. An elderly couple comes along: "Is it a boy or a girl?" The programmer replies, "Yes."