Child jokes
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't run home.
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like it can tell its parents.
A priest says to me, "Come up, my child." Then I said, "Do I know you? Because you're not my father."
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I have an orphan joke.
But it needs parental guidance.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted!
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?
Answer: A home.
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
My wife and I have reached the decision that we do not want children.
If anyone does, please comment your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.