Child jokes
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?
Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)
"Mommy, mommy, where's my school dress... ewww!"
"Shut up and leave the bedroom."
Yo, Bloon... what bitch where the fuck my child support camo Bloon? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One's actually picked.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they can't access the home screen.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
What’s an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can't find home!
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
My wife and I have reached the decision that we do not want children.
If anyone does, please comment your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Sally's mother had four children. The fourth April, the second May, the third June. Who was the first child?
Sally.