Child jokes
What’s an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
Yo, Bloon... what bitch where the fuck my child support camo Bloon? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
Memes
Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball?
Because he couldn't find home!
What are the three worst years of a black child's life?
First grade!
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.
My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you.
She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't run home.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like it can tell its parents.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted!
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
An officer confronts two congressmen.
He informs them, \"I’m looking for a couple of child molesters.\"
The two look at each other, turn to the officer and exclaim, \"Sure! We’ll do it!\"
How does Osama feed his child? "Here comes the airplane, here comes another one."