How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
Child Jokes
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like it can tell its parents.
"Mommy, mommy, where's my school dress... ewww!"
"Shut up and leave the bedroom."
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
Yesterday, I was babysitting this woman's child. Everything was going perfectly.
I got hungry and called the mother. I asked if she wanted the baby back ribs I was cooking, but she said she didn't want any.
When she arrived she started screaming and ran to her child. I don't see why she was so upset, she said she didn't want any.
How many kids does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them. 😂😂😂😂
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't know where home is.
Two priests are driving down a road when they are pulled over by the cops.
The cop shines a light in their faces and signals to the driver to roll down his window.
"We're searching for two child molesters," he says.
The driver leans over to the other priest, and they whisper between themselves.
Finally, he turns back to the policeman. "Ok. We'll do it."
A programmer pushes a stroller through the park. An elderly couple comes along: "Is it a boy or a girl?" The programmer replies, "Yes."
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple gets picked.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Dark humor never gets old, just like children with cancer.
da baby
What did the skeleton say to the genderless child? "You're fucking dead, mate."
Kids are like a box of chocolates, they taste so good and you never know what you are going to get.
What do orphans have in common with mute children?
They can't talk to their parents.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
A plane is going to crash. There are four passengers and only three parachutes. All the staff are safe and are gone, leaving the passengers. Ryan Reynolds is the first. He says, "My fans need me," and jumps. Donald Trump takes another and says, "I am the smartest president," and jumps, leaving one. There is a pope and a boy left. The pope says, "Child, my life is over and yours has just begun, take the last parachute." The boy replies, "Don't worry - Donald took my backpack."
