Child jokes
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
Jeffy: "Daddy, Daddy, a monster said it’s gonna poop in your hat!"
Marvin: "I don’t believe that."
Jeffy: "But he said, 'Jeffy, I’m gonna poop in your Daddy’s hat!'"
The next morning,
Jeffy: "Daddy, a monster pooped in your hat!"
*Marvin/Mario looks in his hat*
Marvin: "Jeffy, I don’t believe you, you pooped in my hat!"
I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
What's yellow all over and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What is a orphan's favorite 🎥🍿?
Home Alone.
Dear Gwen,
Gwen, when I said sorry, I meant that as a sarcastic "why" and point of view!
TBH, you make me sick as a dog! Also, you're so annoying; stop holding that anger in. BTW, I AM A SPECIAL CHILD!
BTW, I am 6 years old BTW!
Please comment good or not! Irdc!
What do pedophiles do when they wake up?
Turn on the child safety lock on the car.
What might an aborted child want for Christmas?
..... a home that isn't a bin.
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.... (not the orphan)
A woman is on the edge of a bridge, about to commit suicide, when a strange man comes up to her.
"Tell me, why do you wish to end your life?" he asks in a booming but gentle voice.
"My children died last year in a car crash, I'm battling depression, my husband left me, and I lost my job," she sobs. "I don't wish to live anymore."
The man mulls this over, and proclaims, "I will solve all your problems, as I am a wizard and possess unfathomable abilities. However, you must grant me a blowjob first."
The delighted woman readily agrees, takes him below the bridge, and fulfills his request. After they're done, he asks, "How old are you?"
"37," she replies, wiping her mouth.
"You're 37 and you still believe in wizards?"
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? You nail its other hand to the ground.
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
A Sunday school teacher asked her children on the way to service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"