Child jokes
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball?
Because he couldn't find home!
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...
Memes
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children.
So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One's actually picked.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?
Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they can't access the home screen.
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
Sally's mother had four children. The fourth April, the second May, the third June. Who was the first child?
Sally.
My wife and I have reached the decision that we do not want children.
If anyone does, please comment your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
"Mommy, mommy, where's my school dress... ewww!"
"Shut up and leave the bedroom."