Child jokes
A cop pulls two Arabian men over, walks up to their window, and says, "We are looking for two child molesters!"
Now after a short pause, the two men look at each other, then back at the officer and say, "We'll do it!"
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
Ha, orphans are soooooo funny. I mean, they have many family stories. Oh wait...
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were.
Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What might an aborted child want for Christmas?
..... a home that isn't a bin.
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?
A normal kid has a family.
A child molester and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a drink.
What is an orphan’s favorite game? Adopt me.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What is the perfect job for a pedophile?
A physical doctor for kids.
Why is an orphan really good at being naughty?
Because they have no one to tell them off.
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of toddlers.