Child jokes
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent signature.
What's yellow but can't swim?
A bus full of children.
How are apples and orphans different?
Apples get picked.
Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"
Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"
Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.
One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."
Why can't orphans play soccer?
They can't kick.
Where did little Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when children get it.
What’s the difference between an alligator and a child?
You can’t abuse an alligator.
What's yellow all over and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What's red and bubbly and scratches at the microwave glass?
A baby in the microwave!
Why did the orphan go to church?
To hear some "foster" parenting advice.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
What do you do when you're bored?
Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Children in the dark make mistakes.
Mistakes in the dark make children.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
What goes up but never past the digits 15?
A Make-A-Wish kid...
1 like = 1 more child in my fryer.