Child jokes
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
What flavor do you buy an orphan?
Self raising.
What do you call an overly clingy child?
A tumor.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
Memes
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
I love orphans. They're precious.
Teacher: We have a new student. He's an orphan.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Student: His parents.
When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Get off of here, kids!
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
What animal has 5 legs?
A pitbull on a children's playground.
God, when terminally ill children beg him to heal them:
God: No, I don’t want to.
What do you call headphones that walk out on their children? Deadbeats.
How do Asian people name their children?
They throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.