Child jokes
Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Ukraine be like dead children...
RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.
I got two cups of milk. One for me and one for my son.
We both drank them at the same time and tried not to puke. I won, since my son is face first on the table with his blood all over.
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't go home.
What do you do when you're bored?
Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
Addison Banks Age (8)
"I'm a little brat who won't shut the hell up! And stop talking!"
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
Pee pee poo poo wall.
What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.