Child jokes

I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."

What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.

What's the difference between apples and orphans?

Apples get picked.

An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"

When an orphan takes a picture, it’s a family portrait.

Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?

Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.

Why do orphans hate any milk?

Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

They can't go home.

What do you do when you're bored?

Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?

Ukraine be like dead children...

RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!

How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.

Why did the orphan go outside the school?

Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.

Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?

It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.

Addison Banks Age (8)

"I'm a little brat who won't shut the hell up! And stop talking!"

Pee pee poo poo wall.

We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.

What do you call an orphan at a construction site?

Child labor.

What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.

What’s blue and comes in brownies?

Cub Scouts.