Child jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devastated with no glee.
(Again, credits to my really funny friend)
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
Addison Banks Age (8)
"I'm a little brat who won't shut the hell up! And stop talking!"
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
Pee pee poo poo wall.
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
When an orphan takes a picture, it’s a family portrait.
Parent: Have you seen your sister?
Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.
What flavor do you buy an orphan?
Self raising.
What do you call an overly clingy child?
A tumor.
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
I love orphans. They're precious.
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.