Child jokes
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted.
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.
What do you call an autistic daughter?
You can't give an orphan homework.
What's the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead children?
My penis.
How many babies does it take to replace a light bulb? I'm guessing more than 10 cause it's still dark in my basement.
My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children.
So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.
Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.
Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?
Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come back.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor jokes?
It can't hit home.
What has 2 legs, 2 arms, and an abusive father?
Aaron.
Like if you know an orphan.
Wife: "Did you notice that the child is actually not yours?"
Husband: "I've been suspecting this for a long time. Finally you admit it."
Wife: "What are you talking about? I asked you to pick up our child from the kindergarten. But the child you picked up is not ours!"
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it comes back.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.