Child jokes
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't go home.
What do you do when you're bored?
Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Memes
Ukraine be like dead children...
RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
What flavor do you buy an orphan?
Self raising.
What do you call an overly clingy child?
A tumor.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
I love orphans. They're precious.
Teacher: We have a new student. He's an orphan.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Student: His parents.
When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?