Chicken

Chicken jokes

Girl

    • Who works at IHOP? A girl with one leg.

    P1: Why did the chicken cross the road?

    P2: To get to the other side DUH?!?

    P1: No dumbass, it's to get run over because he has depression, a chronic illness, and his father left him for a good for nothing pimp that doesn’t even give a shit about how he feels. (Kinda like me).

    P2: Holy shit are u ok? *Some random eavesdropping fucker dials 911 in a hurry*

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    • Salad

    • What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?

    A chicken sees a salad (chicken Caesar salad).

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    • Mommy

    • Why did mommy disappear? The dad: Well, when she crossed the road to get to the chicken, she only made it halfway.

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    • Chicken memes

    Egg

    • - I think you're EGGcellent.

    + Wow... You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you're a EGGxtraordinary comedian.

    - Really? Are you done yet?.

    + Are you kidding? I have a DOZEN of them.

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    • KFC

    • KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."

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    • Woman

    • What do women and KFC have in common?

    After you get done with the thighs and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

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    • Black

    • Black comedy name week:

    Malt liquor Monday Tupac Tuesday Watermelon Wednesday Thong Thursday Fried chicken Friday Sukie Sukie Saturday Slap a hoe Sunday

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    • Road

    • Why did the chicken cross the road?

    He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know? Life is hard when you're a rooster looking after your hen and chicks. He just wanted a sense of normality, walking out of the farm. He felt light-headed, staring into the distance. Then, at this very moment, he realised it was his darkest hour.

    Join us for more of the story, after the break!

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    • Car

    • When you hear your mom’s car pull in the driveway and you remember that she told you to take the chicken out of the freezer 7 hours ago.

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