Why did mommy disapear: the dad: well, when she crossed the road to get to the chicken, she only made it halfway.
what is the fastest land animal? the last chicken in a Kenyan village
what do you call a running chicken
scared
"Most Deadly Sport" Playing chicken with a Train!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To end his pain and suffering.
Before the chicken or the egg there was only Chuck Norris.
What do women and KFC have in common? After you get done with the thighs and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know? Life is hard when you're a rooster looking after your hen and chicks. He just wanted a sense of normality, walking out of the farm. He felt light-headed, staring into the distance. Then, at this very moment, he realised it was his darkest hour.
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When you hear your mom’s car pull in the driveway and you remember that she told you to take the chicken out of the freezer 7 hours ago.
How did Jesus like his chicken?
Crucifried
- I think you ́re EGGcellent. + Wow... You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you`re a EGGxtraordinary comedian. - Really? Are you done yet?. + Are you kidding? a have a DOZEN of them.
Why did the Canadian cross the road? To say sorry to the other side.
If i had 10 dyno nuggies and Jamal tried to take one i would have ten dyno nuggies and Jamal's head
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
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What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
why did the roster cross the road twice?
to prove it was not a chicken
Knock Knock Who's there? Susan Susan Who? Season Your chicken it's too plain!
Why did the Emo Chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car
if you want kfc poor water on a poor person outside our resterant and film it
Why did the one-armed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
