Chicken jokes
Who works at IHOP? A girl with one leg.
P1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
P2: To get to the other side DUH?!?
P1: No dumbass, it's to get run over because he has depression, a chronic illness, and his father left him for a good for nothing pimp that doesn’t even give a shit about how he feels. (Kinda like me).
P2: Holy shit are u ok? *Some random eavesdropping fucker dials 911 in a hurry*
what is the fastest land animal? the last chicken in a Kenyan village.
Why did mommy disappear? The dad: Well, when she crossed the road to get to the chicken, she only made it halfway.
How do you know if a Black woman is pregnant?
Stick a chicken wing up there.
What do you call a running chicken?
Scared.
Memes
"Most Deadly Sport"
Playing chicken with a train!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To end his pain and suffering.
Before the chicken or the egg, there was only Chuck Norris.
Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
What do women and KFC have in common?
After you get done with the thighs and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because KFC was offering free seeds.
A black guy walks into a store to buy some watermelon and fried chicken. The cashier says, "That'll be $20." He pulls out his wallet, but it's empty. Suddenly, a bigger black guy bursts in, grabs him, and says, "Time to pay up, n***a!" Then he bends him over the counter and fucks him in the ass.
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
To say sorry to the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know? Life is hard when you're a rooster looking after your hen and chicks. He just wanted a sense of normality, walking out of the farm. He felt light-headed, staring into the distance. Then, at this very moment, he realised it was his darkest hour.
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When you hear your mom’s car pull in the driveway and you remember that she told you to take the chicken out of the freezer 7 hours ago.
How did Jesus like his chicken?
Crucifried.
- I think you're EGGcellent.
+ Wow... You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you're a EGGxtraordinary comedian.
- Really? Are you done yet?.
+ Are you kidding? I have a DOZEN of them.
If I had 10 dino nuggies and Jamal tried to take one, I would have ten dino nuggies and Jamal's head.