Why did the Canadian cross the road? To say sorry to the other side.
if you want kfc poor water on a poor person outside our resterant and film it
buy kfc= 1 more orphan in our fryers
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
Man: How do you prepare your chicken? Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.
What's a chicken's deadliest day?
FRIday
Ok so my brother mad this here it is
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense but he made it when he was like 3.
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
Knock Knock Who's there? Susan Susan Who? Season Your chicken it's too plain!
Why did the one-armed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
why did the roster cross the road twice?
to prove it was not a chicken
why did the zookeeper lose his job? for choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? When he asked who the best composer was they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach."
Why did the chicken cross the rode? because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.
why did the man say chickens were lucky..? because they get killed and eaten.
what does a chicken give you Student: meat What does a pig give you Student: bacon What does a fat cow give you Student: homework
why did the chicken want to cross the road because he was suicidal and wanted to get hit by a car...
How did the chicken 🐔 feel after escaping the fry cook?
Clucky!
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?
A chicken sees a salad( chicken Caesar salad )
“Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” “Cakatoo” “Cakatoo who?” “So you’re a Rooster now?”
