Chicken jokes
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What did the egg say to the other egg?
"You crack me up!" 😂
They're blooming a gay chicken.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?
Memes
Omg my 34 week old chicken literally climbed onto my scooter Saturday. Pure gold 👌😂
I went to the shops yesterday. I bought roast chicken, eggs, and duck. The cashier read $45.99. It was an egg-cellent price!
Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
What's the difference between a chicken and a dog?
I don't know... I'm from China.
Why did the emu cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off. Yeah, I hate myself, man.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I don't know, go google it.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: It just felt like it.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Why couldn't the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken's ass!
Why was the chicken black and the other were white? Adoption!
Why did the chicken ride across town? Because he was being taken to Tyson.
Little Johnny comes down for breakfast because he lives on a farm, and his mother asks if he has done his chores or not.
"Not yet," says little Johnny, so he goes to feed the chickens, cows, and pigs. He ends up kicking the chickens, cows, and pigs and goes inside and asks why he got a dry bowl of cereal. His mother responds with, "I saw you kick the chickens, so no eggs for a week. I also saw you kick the pigs, so no bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cows, so no milk for a week either."
Little Johnny's father comes downstairs and kicks the cats. Little Johnny looks at his mother and says, "You want to tell him, or should I?"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
One hot day a cow wanted some shade.
He found a tree and started resting under it, but there was a chicken bothering him. The cow exclaimed, "Moooove!" The chicken didn't move. Again, "Moooove!" and still the chicken wouldn't move. The cow yelled, "MOOOOOVE!" The chicken turned around and said, "FUCKOFF."
Why does the egg crack? Cos it's sad.