Chicken jokes
Why are chickens so funny? Because...
McDonald's sweet chili chicken one.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other site? Ah hah hah hah hah!
Why did the chicken cross the rooooo o oooad?
Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?
What did the egg say to the other egg?
"You crack me up!" 😂
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
Q: How would a chicken leave?
A: Through the exit.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."
They're blooming a gay chicken.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!
Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. It was evolution.
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.
I went to the shops yesterday. I bought roast chicken, eggs, and duck. The cashier read $45.99. It was an egg-cellent price!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.