Chicken jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.
McDonald's sweet chili chicken one.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
Memes
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
What did the egg say to the other egg?
"You crack me up!" 😂
Q: How would a chicken leave?
A: Through the exit.
I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."
They're blooming a gay chicken.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
I went to the shops yesterday. I bought roast chicken, eggs, and duck. The cashier read $45.99. It was an egg-cellent price!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Why couldn't the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken's ass!
Why did the emu cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off. Yeah, I hate myself, man.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I don't know, go google it.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: It just felt like it.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to his job at KFC!