Chicken jokes
What did the egg say to the other egg?
"You crack me up!" 😂
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
Q: How would a chicken leave?
A: Through the exit.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other site? Ah hah hah hah hah!
Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
Why did the chicken cross the rooooo o oooad?
They're blooming a gay chicken.
I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."
Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?
I went to the shops yesterday. I bought roast chicken, eggs, and duck. The cashier read $45.99. It was an egg-cellent price!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: It just felt like it.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to his job at KFC!
Why did the emu cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off. Yeah, I hate myself, man.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I don't know, go google it.
Why was the chicken black and the other were white? Adoption!