What do chickens play in the pool? Marco Polo
How did the chicken 🐔 feel after escaping the fry cook?
Clucky!
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
would you like a peice of Africa? would you like to know way?because it's a dessert/desert
Whats long and black? The line at KFC
Why doesn't my egg wants to crack? Because I hate my egg-sistence.
What’s the darkest point in the universe? The inside of a KFC
Kfc proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids.😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer
Did you know cannabals ate kfc
Kentucky fried children
one day a priest loses his cock (chicken) he goes to the church and says "who has seen a cock" all the woman raised their hands "no who has seen a cock that is not theirs" half the woman's hands went up "NO NO NO who has seen my cock" all the nuns hands went up
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? -- All they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."
Why did the chicken cross the road ? cuz he saw a chic 😉
Why’d the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay (guys/girls) house. (Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?” A: the chicken
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid? Reality.
An older retired couple - the wife had grown tired of her husband farting in bed each night. One morning she put some chicken parts under the blankets in bed next to him and went off to make some coffee, A few minutes later she hears a loud fart followed by a blood curdling scream. He comes out after awhile and says, "Hon, you were right that I would fart my guts out. Took me the longest to put them back in".
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?
A chicken sees a salad( chicken Caesar salad )
Q: What Kind of club do roosters go to? A: The Chicken Strip
I made that one up.
This is the Real Reason why the Chicken Crossed the Road.
Q: Why did the Chicken cross the Road
A: To Vist his Grandmother at KFC
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if there is a hair, the meat is ruined
