Chicken jokes
Girl: Hey. Boy: Hi? Girl: I need to tell you something... Boy: WHAT? Girl: I like you. Boy: And I hate you. Boy: YOU'RE A CHICKEN 🐔🐔 🐔 Girl: I HATE YOU YOU POOP 💩💩💩💩 Girl: LOSER L Boy: I thought you said you liked me. Girl: SHUT UP CHICKEN/POOP 💩💩🐔 🐔 Boy: GIRL BYE Girl: Bye Felicia.
Why did the man say chickens were lucky?
Because they get killed and eaten.
What did the chicken say after he died? Nothing.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a lollipop?
A cocksucker.
Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens!
Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?
Why did the chicken commit suicide?
To get to the other side.
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
When he asked who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach."
Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!
We just got a new chicken-proof lawn. It's impeccable.
Why did the chicken cross the rooooo o oooad?
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?
A chicken sees a salad (chicken Caesar salad).
Why are chickens so funny? Because...
What happened to the chicken when he crossed the road? He didn't. He got run over by a truck.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.
What came first: the chicken or the egg?
Doesn't matter, in the future, they'll come together.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.
Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?
To get to Birds Eye.
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