Chicken jokes
What animal gets easily offended? The chicken; they always get roasted.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind your f***ing business like damn.
We just got a new chicken-proof lawn. It's impeccable.
Girl: Hey. Boy: Hi? Girl: I need to tell you something... Boy: WHAT? Girl: I like you. Boy: And I hate you. Boy: YOU'RE A CHICKEN 🐔🐔 🐔 Girl: I HATE YOU YOU POOP 💩💩💩💩 Girl: LOSER L Boy: I thought you said you liked me. Girl: SHUT UP CHICKEN/POOP 💩💩🐔 🐔 Boy: GIRL BYE Girl: Bye Felicia.
Why did the stoner cross the road?
He got so wasted, he thought he was a chicken.
Why did the man say chickens were lucky?
Because they get killed and eaten.
What came first: the chicken or the egg?
Doesn't matter, in the future, they'll come together.
What happened to the chicken when he crossed the road? He didn't. He got run over by a truck.
Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
The chicken is actually a fruit because it is grown on a pole-tree.
Why did the chicken commit suicide?
To get to the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?
Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?
To get to Birds Eye.
Little Johnny comes down for breakfast because he lives on a farm, and his mother asks if he has done his chores or not.
"Not yet," says little Johnny, so he goes to feed the chickens, cows, and pigs. He ends up kicking the chickens, cows, and pigs and goes inside and asks why he got a dry bowl of cereal. His mother responds with, "I saw you kick the chickens, so no eggs for a week. I also saw you kick the pigs, so no bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cows, so no milk for a week either."
Little Johnny's father comes downstairs and kicks the cats. Little Johnny looks at his mother and says, "You want to tell him, or should I?"
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
When he asked who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach."
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?
Answer: Chi-ca-go
Chicken
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*