Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up. If you don't like them your just hard boiled
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce? A chicken sees a salad
( say it outloud if you don't get it )
A Chicken walks into a Bar.
He Orders Dr. Pepper
He then lays a good Scrambled Egg.
Why did the egg hide? Because it was a little chicken
hey you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? cause you really know how to raise a cock!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster
what would you like as your last meal? Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
why did the chicken cross the road? he had to finish his essay or the teacher was gunna whoop his fat butt cheeks
What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?
You can roast chicken.
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef You : is this chicken? Chef : no its meow meow
What is a difference between a cow and a chicken
Its white and its brown
a chicken is dellisis
what dose the chicken say when he didn't understand something
"what hap-HENd"
I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. -- I'll let you know.
why did the chicken cross the road? whos gives a shit i wanna know how it got the car started
Why did the chicken cross the towers
Because he he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side
Chuck Norris knows why the chicken crossed the road.
In the cute fantasies: Est-ce que tu manges du poulet ? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN !!!!! In reality: Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!
