Chicken jokes
If chickens wake up when the rooster crows, then when do ducks wake up?
At the quack of dawn.
KFC doesn’t use toilet paper because it is finger lickin' good!
If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?
CONSPIRACY!!!
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
Memes
shrek has a potato for a nose
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
What happened to the chicken after he died? He did not say anything, so I don't know.
Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.
“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
My mom was cooking dinner and asked me if I could get her a cutting board.
"No, I need you to take off your shirt and lay on the island so I can cut some chicken."
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
I’ve just discovered that cock fighting is done with chickens.
12 months of training completely wasted.
People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.
Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since "tuna sub" put together makes "tunasub" and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse ("busanut")!
What is black and long?
A line at KFC.
Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!
What happens to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?
They get choked.
Who is chicken's favorite actor?
James Cor-hen!
Here is a funny little prank I did on my sister. So she was in her room when she reached to get her shampoo, cause you know girls and hair, when she went to squeeze it out, it came out oil, toothpaste, chicken breast, barf, and onions! SHE PUT IT IN HER HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROSS BUT FUNNY!
When she got to school she heard kids laughing at her cause the prankster did it again!
Later!
Why did the chicken kill himself?
To get to the other side.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.