what happened to the chicken after he died, he did not say anything so I don't know
Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.
“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
My mom was cooking dinner and asked me if I could get her a cutting board.
"No, I need you to take off your shirt and lay on the island so I can cut some chicken."
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?
CONSPIRACY!!!
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.
Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since "tuna sub" put together makes "tunasub" and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse ("busanut")!
Who is chicken's favorite actor?
James Cor-hen!
What happens to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?
They get choked.
Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!
What is black and long? A line at KFC
Here is a funny little prank I did on my sister. So she was in her room when she reached to get her shampoo, cause you know girls and hair, when she went to squeeze it out, it came out oil, toothpaste, chicken breast, barf, and onions! SHE PUT IT IN HER HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROSS BUT FUNNY!
When she got to school she heard kids laughing at her cause the prankster did it again!
Later!
Why did the chicken kill himself? To get to the other side.
My cock, lmao.
I have a lot of eggcellent egg puns, get the yolk... Oh come on, don't be hard-boiled!
Hey guys, today's funniest prank: is when I poured a bunch of red wine into the chicken salad...to be honest, it was a TON of wine I poured in there! My family could not tell the difference at all! Anyway, bye, that's the prankster! Next time or see you next time!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
(Ten, if you count in base 13!)
