Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
If chickens make chicken nuggies does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?!
CONSPIRACY!!!
why was the chicken in trouble? for using fowl language!
What the difference between Clark Kent and Chicken Noodle.
One is Super. The other is just Soup.
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
why chicken corss road because he get hit by car
People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway Sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.
Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since tuna sub put together makes tunasub and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse (busanut)!
What happen to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?
They get choked.
Who is chicken's favourite actor? James Cor-hen!
What is black and long? A line at KFC
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Here is funny little prank I did on my sister. So she was in her room when she reached to get her shampoo cause you know girls and hair, when she went to sqeez it out it came oil, tooth past, chicken breast, barf, and oniouns! SHE PUT IT IN HER HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROSS BUT FUNNY when she got to school she heard kids laughing at her cause the prankster did it agian! Later!
Why did the chicken kill himself? To get to the other side.
my cock lmao
I have a lot of eggculaint egg puns, get the yolk... oh come on don’t be hard boiled
Hey guys todays funnyiest prank: Is when I poored a bunch of red whine into the chicken salad...to be honest and was a TON of whine I purded in there! My family could not tell the dirfense at all! Anyway bye thats the prankster! Next time or see time next!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
there were 25 cows 28 chickens how many didn't
If I look after chickens, does that make me a chicken tender?
Why did the toilet paper cross the road? To wipe the chickens ass!
