Chicken jokes

Why did the chicken want to cross the road? Because he was suicidal and wanted to get hit by a car.

A black n***a crashes a neighborhood barbecue, bragging about his 'hood credentials' while hogging all the ribs and collard greens. The host calls him out, 'Yo, pay up or get out. Ain't no freebies here.' He laughs it off, 'Man, I run this block!' But the host's burly brother, who's been grilling the whole time, snarls, 'Wrong, fool. Time to settle the score.' He pins him against the picnic table, wraps a chain leash around his neck from the dog run, edges him with a vibrating basting brush slathered in hot sauce, and then plows his ass deep and hard, grunting, 'Now you're the main course, spicier than the jerk chicken!'

I know this isn't the real chicken wing song, but my version...

"Chicken wing, chicken wing, I want your mommy. Slap her with my hairy salami while she's still yawning."

Make your own chicken wing song and put it in the comments... :)

If chickens wake up when the rooster crows, then when do ducks wake up?

At the quack of dawn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.

KFC doesn’t use toilet paper because it is finger lickin' good!

What happened to the chicken after he died? He did not say anything, so I don't know.

Why did the chickens cross the road?

To get to KFC.

My mom was cooking dinner and asked me if I could get her a cutting board.

"No, I need you to take off your shirt and lay on the island so I can cut some chicken."

When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.

“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”

Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.

Chuck Norris sent the chicken back across the road.

Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!

What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?

One is Super. The other is just soup.

Why was the chicken in trouble?

For using fowl language!

If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?

CONSPIRACY!!!

I’ve just discovered that cock fighting is done with chickens.

12 months of training completely wasted.

People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.

Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since "tuna sub" put together makes "tunasub" and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse ("busanut")!

Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!

What's long and black?

The line to KFC.