Chicken

Chicken jokes

Common

What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.

Waiter

Man: How do you prepare your chicken?

Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.

Brother

Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:

Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!

Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.

Season

Knock, knock. Who's there? Susan. Susan who? Season your chicken, it's too plain!

Memes

Roster

Why did the roster cross the road twice?

To prove it was not a chicken.

Road

Why did the Emo Chicken cross the road?

To get hit by a car.

Man

Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

Road

Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?

He wanted to see a chicken strip.

Curse

My sister keeps cursing... so I made fun of her... "fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk", fowl language is for chickens!

Zookeeper

Why did the zookeeper lose his job? For choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!

Road

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.

Rooster

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Cakatoo."

"Cakatoo who?"

"So, you're a Rooster now?"

Homework

What does a chicken give you?

Student: Meat.

What does a pig give you?

Student: Bacon.

What does a fat cow give you?

Student: Homework.

Egg

*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....

What came first? The chicken or the egg?

Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?

Who taught the first ever teacher?

If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?

If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?

In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?

Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?

How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?

The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?

Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?

Is it possible to cry underwater?

If two left handers have an argument, who is right?

I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O