Ok so my brother mad this here it is
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense but he made it when he was like 3.
Man: How do you prepare your chicken? Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.
What's a chicken's deadliest day?
FRIday
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
buy kfc= 1 more orphan in our fryers
What did the evil chicken lay
Deviled eggs
why did the zookeeper lose his job? for choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!
My sister keeps cursing... so I made fun of her... fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk, fowl language is for chickens!
Why did the chicken cross the rode? because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.
what does a chicken give you Student: meat What does a pig give you Student: bacon What does a fat cow give you Student: homework
why did the chicken want to cross the road because he was suicidal and wanted to get hit by a car...
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The colour orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'seperate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, its a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
If chickens wake up when the Rooster crows, then when do ducks wake?
At the quack of dawn.
I know this isnt the real chicken wing song but my version...
chicken wing chicken wing i want your mommy slap her with my hary salami while she still yawning.
making your own chicken wing song and put it in the comments... :)
“Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” “Cakatoo” “Cakatoo who?” “So you’re a Rooster now?”
KFC doesn’t use toilet paper because it is finger lickin good
hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasnt chicken
My mom was cooking dinner and asked me if I could get her a cutting board
“No I need you to take off your shirt and lay on the island so I can cut some chicken”.
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what happened to the chicken after he died, he did not say anything so I don't know
