Chicken jokes
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
What's a chicken's deadliest day?
Friday.
Man: How do you prepare your chicken?
Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.
Memes
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Susan. Susan who? Season your chicken, it's too plain!
Why did the one-armed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Why did the roster cross the road twice?
To prove it was not a chicken.
Why did the Emo Chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got hit by a car.
Why did the zookeeper lose his job? For choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!
My sister keeps cursing... so I made fun of her... "fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk", fowl language is for chickens!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Cakatoo."
"Cakatoo who?"
"So, you're a Rooster now?"
What's black and long? A line at KFC.
What's black and long?
- The line at KFC.
What does a chicken give you?
Student: Meat.
What does a pig give you?
Student: Bacon.
What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework.
What is black and long?
A line at KFC.
Who is chicken's favorite actor?
James Cor-hen!