KFC doesn’t use toilet paper because it is finger lickin good
My mom was cooking dinner and asked me if I could get her a cutting board
“No I need you to take off your shirt and lay on the island so I can cut some chicken”.
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasnt chicken
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
why was the chicken in trouble? for using fowl language!
what happened to the chicken after he died, he did not say anything so I don't know
Why did the chicken cro-
UM ACTUALLY THE CHICKEN CANT CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS ITS UNER SOME ROOSTER IR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN AND THEY WILL DIE.🤓
What is black and long? A line at KFC
Who is chicken's favourite actor? James Cor-hen!
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
Why did the chicken kill himself? To get to the other side.
my cock lmao
I have a lot of eggculaint egg puns, get the yolk... oh come on don’t be hard boiled
3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?
Answer : Chi-ca-go
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road? To wipe the chickens ass!
Why did the pervert. Cross the road Cuz he was stuck to the chicken
Rooster
why did they chicken cross the rode to get away from this conversation
