Chicken jokes
What's a chicken's deadliest day?
Friday.
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Susan. Susan who? Season your chicken, it's too plain!
Why did the roster cross the road twice?
To prove it was not a chicken.
Why did the Emo Chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
Memes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because KFC was offering free seeds.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got hit by a car.
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
Why did the one-armed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
My sister keeps cursing... so I made fun of her... "fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk", fowl language is for chickens!
Why did the zookeeper lose his job? For choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Cakatoo."
"Cakatoo who?"
"So, you're a Rooster now?"
What's black and long? A line at KFC.
What's black and long?
- The line at KFC.
What does a chicken give you?
Student: Meat.
What does a pig give you?
Student: Bacon.
What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework.
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
Why did the chicken want to cross the road? Because he was suicidal and wanted to get hit by a car.
I know this isn't the real chicken wing song, but my version...
"Chicken wing, chicken wing, I want your mommy. Slap her with my hairy salami while she's still yawning."
Make your own chicken wing song and put it in the comments... :)