Chicken jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
What is an egg joke?
Egg-xcellent question!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Your new father!
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
Memes
Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?
To get to Birds Eye.
What’s the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is usually a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk home, and walk home from a home, and walk home night, and walk home, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. It was evolution.
What happened to the chicken when he crossed the road? He didn't. He got run over by a truck.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.
Why are chickens so funny? Because...
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.
McDonald's sweet chili chicken one.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.