Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?
They're blooming a gay chicken.
I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
Q: How would a chicken leave?
A: Through the exit.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
McDonald's sweet chili chicken one.
Why are chickens so funny? Because...
Why did the chicken cross the rooooo o oooad?
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
I went to the shops yesterday. I bought roast chicken, eggs, and duck. The cashier read $45.99. It was an egg-cellent price!
Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.
What's the difference between a chicken and a dog?
I don't know... I'm from China.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
why did the emu cross the road because it was the chickens days of yeah i hate myself man .
what came first he chicken or the egg?
I dont know go google it.
