Chicken

Chicken Jokes

Fat

This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.

Indian

Why are Indians dark?

Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.

Home

I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk home, and walk home from a home, and walk home night, and walk home, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school.

Road

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.

Scooter

Omg my 34 week old chicken literally climbed onto my scooter Saturday. Pure gold πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜‚

A brown chicken stands on a black scooter with the text "CYCLOP" visible on it. Another chicken is visible in the background walking on a tiled floor.

Road

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.

Breast

What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.

Road

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other site? Ah hah hah hah hah!

Road

Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?

It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...

Emo

What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?

They both are hung.

Road

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To eat Bob's arms.

Bob went to hospital and had no arms.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Not Bob.

Life

Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."

Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"

Someone: . . .

Road

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...

Road

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."

Marathon

I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."

Egg

What did the egg say to the other egg?

"You crack me up!" πŸ˜‚