I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk home, and walk home from a home, and walk home night, and walk home, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school.
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.
Why are chickens so funny? Because...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other site? Ah hah hah hah hah!
Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
Why did the chicken cross the rooooo o oooad?
McDonald's sweet chili chicken one.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."
Q: How would a chicken leave?
A: Through the exit.
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What did the egg say to the other egg?
"You crack me up!" 😂
They're blooming a gay chicken.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!
