Chicken jokes
Why doesn't my egg want to crack?
Because I hate my egg-sistence.
A guard at a baseball stadium let in the pheasant, the chicken, and the duck. But he didn't let in the turkey. Why? Because four strikes and you are out!
What did the chicken say after he died? Nothing.
What do you call an empty police station?
Banana Chicken.
How did Jesus like his chicken?
Crucifried.
Me listening to some random lgbtq protester say Its racist to ask somebody if they want free fried chicken
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
A chicken is delicious.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
What is black and long?
A line at KFC.
What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?
By the time you're done with the breasts and the thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't.
What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?
It's white and it's brown.
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
If I look after chickens, does that make me a chicken tender?
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.
Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Cakatoo."
"Cakatoo who?"
"So, you're a Rooster now?"
Why are chickens so funny? Because...
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.