What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.
one day, a chicken went to the nail store. He asked the "owner" where the shampoo was. "BRO IM NOT THE FRIKKIN MANAGER" the guy said. So the duck walked away. The next day he went back to the store and asked a pregnant lady why she was so fat. The lady punched him and ran away. The duck cried. Then he went to the lady's husband and said that he must be tired of being married since she punches people every day. The man punched him. The duck assumed they were the punching couple. The duck walked, and then fell in a ditch and stayed there to die. The pregnant lady and her husband were very pleased >:) muhahahahahahaha
What does a woman and Kentucky fried chicken Have in common? By the time you're done with the breasts and the thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because these jokes are not funny
Heres why the chicken crossed the road...
The chicken was on the run from a crazy-ass butcher ready to murder the poor thing, so the chicken crossed the road.The chicken was crossing the road, then a blind kid saw the chicken, and the kid was hit by a flying rock, his vision was blurred (what vision?) and was actually cured of the blind. The chicken ran and jumped into a truck's opening, and was never seen again... The kid got up from the ground and looked at the road, to see the chicken was not there, and said..." The chicken crossed the road...." The kid yelled at everyone about the chicken crossing the road, and got a lot of positive attention. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Reddit was full of the chicken nonsense, and gained widespread attention from N.A to Asia in only 1 day.
The butcher was arrested for the attempted murder of a joke animal, and was sentenced to over 20 years in solitary confinement, and a few weeks later, the sentence was moved to a life sentence, and the butcher became known as The ChicKiller.
The End (hope you enjoyed, i was bored so i made this shit...)
I fed some Chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY? To go see yo mama!
What’s the difference between erotic and kinky Erotic is usually a feather kinky is using the whole chicken
Why did the chicken cross the road why? because the wanted to kick someone in the family
why are indians dark? because they are born and bred in chicken curry
Why are chickens so funny becauseeeee
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at chic fl a.
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breastroke? Chicken breast
McDonalds sweat chilly chicken one.
What does chicken on a plancha and emos have in common. they both are hung
why did the chicken cross the road? to eat bobs arms Bob went to hospital and had no arms Knock knock who's there not bob
Someone: I got chickens out there vibin Me: What? oh you mean those over sized chickens that just shows an example of you in real life Someone: . . .
why did the chicken cross the rooooo o oooad
Why did the chicken cross the roads to popeyes chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other site ah hah hah hah
