Chicken jokes
Why did the chicken ride across town? Because he was being taken to Tyson.
One hot day a cow wanted some shade.
He found a tree and started resting under it, but there was a chicken bothering him. The cow exclaimed, "Moooove!" The chicken didn't move. Again, "Moooove!" and still the chicken wouldn't move. The cow yelled, "MOOOOOVE!" The chicken turned around and said, "FUCKOFF."
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Son: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us?
Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Son: Why?
Dad: To get to the other side, but your mother only made it about halfway.
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
When he asked who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach."
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.
How do you know if a comedian is high?
Comedian: Why did the wings cross the road? To get to chicken.
I ain’t a chicken, but I ate a duck before.
Why wasn’t the duck afraid to cross the road? Because he wasn’t chicken!
Why did the chicken cross to the U.S. from Mexico?
To get to the U.S., but he had to show his papers first.
Eggs
You crack me up!
Why does a chicken cross the road?
To poop and pee in the potty!
3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?
Answer: Chi-ca-go
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
It was so windy I saw a chicken lay the same egg twice!
What's the difference between a chicken and a dog?
I don't know... I'm from China.
You take care of chickens. Does that make you a chicken tender?
My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.
If you don't like them, you're just hard boiled.
Me and my cousin went to a restaurant yesterday.
I ordered my chicken fried, he ordered his chicken alive.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a shit? I wanna know how it got the car started!