Chicken jokes
3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?
Answer: Chi-ca-go
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
It was so windy I saw a chicken lay the same egg twice!
What's the difference between a chicken and a dog?
I don't know... I'm from China.
You take care of chickens. Does that make you a chicken tender?
My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.
If you don't like them, you're just hard boiled.
Me and my cousin went to a restaurant yesterday.
I ordered my chicken fried, he ordered his chicken alive.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a shit? I wanna know how it got the car started!
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks, "So you don't miss fried chicken?"
I got a chicken drum stick for lunch, thought I might drum up an appetite!
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
To say sorry to the other side.
Before the chicken or the egg, there was only Chuck Norris.
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?
A chicken tender.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.
What do you call a stick that comes back a chicken?
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friend's pen. In the end, he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chicken's life.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't.
Why did the chicken enter the cave?
Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.