Why did the Canadian cross the road?
To say sorry to the other side.
Before the chicken or the egg, there was only Chuck Norris.
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?
A chicken tender.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.
What do you call a stick that comes back a chicken?
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friend's pen. In the end, he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chicken's life.
why did the chicken cross the road?-it didn't
Why did the chicken enter the cave?
Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
All they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."
I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
I'll let you know.
How did Jesus like his chicken?
Crucifried.
