Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.
How u know if a comedian is high. Comedian: Why did the wings cross the road? To get to chicken.
I ain’t a chicken, but I ate a duck before.
Why wasn’t the duck afraid to cross the road because he wasn’t chicken
Why did the chicken cross to the U.S. from Mexico?
To get to the U.S., but he had to show his papers first.
Eggs
You crack me up
Why does a chicken cross the road?
To poop and pee in the potty!
3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?
Answer: Chi-ca-go
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
It was so windy I saw a chicken lay the same egg twice!
What's the difference between a chicken and a dog?
I don't know... I'm from China.
You take care of chickens. Does that make you a chicken tender?
My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.
If you don't like them, you're just hard boiled.
Me and my cousin went to a restaurant yesterday.
I ordered my chicken fried, he ordered his chicken alive.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a shit? I wanna know how it got the car started!
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks, "So you don't miss fried chicken?"
I got a chicken drum stick for lunch, thought I might drum up an appetite!
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
To say sorry to the other side.
Before the chicken or the egg, there was only Chuck Norris.
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?
A chicken tender.
