3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?
Answer: Chi-ca-go
why did the chickin crosse the road? to get to the gay guys house nock nock whos ther chickin
It was so windy I saw a chicken lay the same egg twice!! JAC
What's the difference between a chicken and a dog? I don't know.. I'm from China.
You take care of chickens. Does that make you a chicken tender?
My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up. If you don't like them your just hard boiled
Me and my cousin went to a restaurant yesterday I ordered my chicken fried, he ordered his chicken alive
why did the chicken cross the road? whos gives a shit i wanna know how it got the car started
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks, "So you don't miss fried chicken?"
I got a chicken drum stick for lunch, thought I might DRUM up and appetite
Why did the Canadian cross the road? To say sorry to the other side.
Before the chicken or the egg there was only Chuck Norris.
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens? A chicken tender
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.
What do you call a stick that comes bock a chicken
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friends pen, in the end he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chickens life
why did the chicken cross the road?-it didn't
Why did the chicken enter the cave? Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Knock Knock who's there? The chicken
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
