Chicken jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

The chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

It doesn't matter, he's dead.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."

I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

I'll let you know.

How did Jesus like his chicken?

Crucifried.