Chicken jokes
On which side does the chicken have the most feathers?
On the outer side. 😂😂
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken was in 666 pieces after being molested by Gerard brutally with a rail gun covered in spears covered in his lymph. His beak was ripped open and shoved in his feet after glass shards were shoved into his eyes until they came out the other side. His feet were nailed to the ground.
Why was the chicken black and the other were white? Adoption!
A chicken walks into a bar.
He orders Dr. Pepper.
He then lays a good scrambled egg.
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
What do you call a chicken with no legs? Ground chicken 🤣💀🐔 Get WRAY'DDDDD!
Why did the chicken want to cross the road? Because he was suicidal and wanted to get hit by a car.
Why did the chicken go to the mall?
To get new feathers!
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
He got hit!
So there were three baby chickens and two mothers. The first baby said, "Why am I named Calf?"
And the mother said, "I f***ed a cow."
Then the second baby came up to its mother, and it said, "Why am I named B***h?"
And its mom said, "I f***ed a wolf."
And the final baby came to its mother and said, "Why am I named Orphan?" And because its mother wasn't there to see it, this is what I have to say: "Because you are one, you ducking hitch!!"
Aren't my egg yolks amazing? Don't they make you crack up? If not, I better scramble!
What did Robin say to Batman when they were getting chicken?
Hahaha, I don't know.
Person: Guess what?
Other person: What?
Person: Chicken butt!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind your f***ing business like damn.
Max Heart and his gay cousin Nickals Amoto say I back out of a fight. When he said let's fight, then last minute he said he doesn't want to, then says I chickened out. I [was] ready to fight, but his gut [was] swollen [and] his arms [were]. He actually looks like Humpty Dumpty, but [I] just wanted to say he backed out + Max and Nickals are both gay with each other.
What do you call an empty police station?
Banana Chicken.
There are 30 cows in a field, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
A - 10
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Eggs don’t cum.
I have a lot of eggcellent egg puns, get the yolk... Oh come on, don't be hard-boiled!
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Why couldn't the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken's ass!