Chicken jokes
Person: Guess what?
Other person: What?
Person: Chicken butt!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind your f***ing business like damn.
Max Heart and his gay cousin Nickals Amoto say I back out of a fight. When he said let's fight, then last minute he said he doesn't want to, then says I chickened out. I [was] ready to fight, but his gut [was] swollen [and] his arms [were]. He actually looks like Humpty Dumpty, but [I] just wanted to say he backed out + Max and Nickals are both gay with each other.
What do you call an empty police station?
Banana Chicken.
There are 30 cows in a field, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
A - 10
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Eggs don’t cum.
I have a lot of eggcellent egg puns, get the yolk... Oh come on, don't be hard-boiled!
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Why couldn't the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken's ass!
Why does the egg crack? Cos it's sad.
- I think you're EGGcellent.
+ Wow... You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you're a EGGxtraordinary comedian.
- Really? Are you done yet?.
+ Are you kidding? I have a DOZEN of them.
My cock, lmao.
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
[God creating the parrot] OK, HOW ABOUT A TYE-DYE CHICKEN THAT SCREAMS ACTUAL WORDS AT YOU?
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
Why did the duck cross over the cave? Because he wasn't a chicken.
IDK, sorry...
I think you're eggcellent!
If you had 10 chicken nuggets and Jimmy tried to steal one, what would you have?
10 chicken nuggets and a dead Jimmy.
Knock knock! Who's there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!
There was a chicken sitting on the bench. Then came another one. Then there were two.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To try to get away from the man.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.