1.What do you call chesse that's no yours - Nacho Chesse 2. Knock Knock WHO's there ash ash who-ashOoO 3. How does the ocean say hello - he waves 4. Why can't elsa have a ballaon- Because she will let it go 5. What do you can your enemy- You dont call it at all
Chess board White: right Black: left Yellow: invading
Americans don't like playing chess with Muslims; last time they did play, they ended up losing two towers.
why are americans such good chess players?
because they lost 2 towers.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.
Wonder why the British are so good at chess? They have the queen.
Wonder why Americans are so bad at chess? They lost two towers.
Levon Aronian's wife died in a car crash. That's wheelie unfortunate.
Two towers.
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
"But why?" they asked, as they moved off.
"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."
3 boy chiwawa were hot about this girl chiwawa. She tells them I will date whichever one of you can use liver and cheese in the same sentence. First dog say... I love cheese but liver is bland. She replay.. Really original. Next dog.. I love liver but chesse makes me constipated.. She replay.. Ewe gross. Third dog steps up.. Man Liver alone cheese mine. Winner dog 3.
Why can't America play chess?
They're missing two towers
What is the difference between the rook and the bishop? The rook goes straight, while the bishop moves diagonally.
how did the air beat me at chess? It did that thing! haha
How do you know that the U.S. sucks at chess?
They lost two towers.
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Chess?
They're missing two towers.
