Chess jokes
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?
A chess-nut.
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
Life is like a game of chess.
I don’t know how to play chess.
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
Why do US suck at chess? We lost both our towers.
Why is England so good at chess? They still have their queen.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
Why do Americans suck at chess?.......... They already lost two towers.
Why doesn’t the US want to play chess with the UK?
The US is already down 2 towers, and the UK has an unkillable queen.
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
Chess board White: right Black: left Yellow: invading
Americans don't like playing chess with Muslims; last time they did play, they ended up losing two towers.
Why are Americans such good chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.