Chess jokes
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.
Wonder why the British are so good at chess? They have the queen.
Wonder why Americans are so bad at chess? They lost two towers.
Levon Aronian's wife died in a car crash. That's wheelie unfortunate.
Two towers.
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
"But why?" they asked, as they moved off.
"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."
Three boy chihuahua were hot about this girl chihuahua. She tells them, "I will date whichever one of you can use liver and cheese in the same sentence."
First dog says, "I love cheese, but liver is bland."
She replies, "Really original."
Next dog, "I love liver, but cheese makes me constipated."
She replies, "Ew, gross."
Third dog steps up, "Man, liver alone cheese mine."
Winner dog 3.
Why can't America play chess?
They're missing two towers.
What is the difference between the rook and the bishop? The rook goes straight, while the bishop moves diagonally.
How did the air beat me at chess? It did that thing, haha!
How do you know that the U.S. sucks at chess?
They lost two towers.
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Chess?
They're missing two towers.