Chess jokes

What is the difference between the rook and the bishop? The rook goes straight, while the bishop moves diagonally.

How did the air beat me at chess? It did that thing, haha!

How do you know that the U.S. sucks at chess?

They lost two towers.

Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.

Why are Americans so bad at Chess?

They're missing two towers.