Chess jokes
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.
The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: "I killed your horse!"
The second quickly left, and when he returned he said: "We have poisoned all your cows!"
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.
Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.
"No towers? :("
"No queen? :("
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
Why did the cheetah lose in chess? Because he played against cheetahs!
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Why is England bad at chess?
'Cause they lost their queen.
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
Why can't the USA and England play chess?
USA has no towers and England has no queen.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.