Chess

Chess Jokes

City

Why can't New York City play chess?

Because they lost 2 towers!

Champion

Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves.

Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.

Tower

Why can't the USA and England play chess?

USA has no towers and England has no queen.

Tower

Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.

Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.

Game

Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.

America

This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.

Society

How does a disabled person play chess?

I think you forgot they don't have legs.

Queen

In British chess I guess they play without a queen...

But in American chess they play without 2 towers.

Woman

What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.

Nut

What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?

A chess-nut.