The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
Chess Jokes
Why did the cheetah lose in chess? Because he played against cheetahs!
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Why is England bad at chess?
'Cause they lost their queen.
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
Why can't the USA and England play chess?
USA has no towers and England has no queen.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?
A chess-nut.
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
