Chess

Chess Jokes

why cant americans play chess? because they lost their 2 towers

Why are americans bad at clash roylae? because they lost thier 2 towers

This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.

What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.

Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns

Why doesn’t the US want to play chess with the UK?

The US is already down 2 towers, and the UK has an unkillable queen.