Chemistry jokes
If Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!
All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.
I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon?
Cuz you’re looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C.
My uncle is an alchemist.
He can turn 3 bottles of beer into 4 hours of abuse.
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom?
A. "We're in the Matrix."
Never trust a Justin, he is made up of atoms that make up everything.
Why did potassium draw a tear that would result in him crying?
Because all of his friends argon.
Atom
Electron
What atom presents TV shows?
David Atombrough.
Why is Mercury filled with Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium?
Mercury is Be-Au-Ti-Full!
So I was making slime, so I put glue, and a lil' pump of lotion and slime activator. Ahah, lil pump, get it?
I was going to make a chemistry joke. But it looks like I won’t get a reaction :)
I heard helium won the lottery. Turns out, he lied.
I heard oxygen and magnesium were dating, and I was like, "OMg!"
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything.
I don't trust atoms. They always make stuff up.
What did the pirate say to Argon?
Ar!
Somebody told me a chemistry joke. I thought it was sodium funny, I slapped my neon that one.
I would say a good joke, but all the good ones Argon.