Chemistry jokes
I heard oxygen and magnesium were dating, and I was like, "OMg!"
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
What did the pirate say to Argon?
Ar!
Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?
Because she got Avogadro's number!
What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?
RHYME-STEIN.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it wanted to be Argon.
Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.
If Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!
Are you made of Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
'Cause damn, you lookin' kinda Au Ti S Ti C.
So I was making slime, so I put glue, and a lil' pump of lotion and slime activator. Ahah, lil pump, get it?
Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.
What's SoDN?
Suck on deez nuts.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
I was going to make a chemistry joke. But it looks like I won’t get a reaction :)
Why did potassium draw a tear that would result in him crying?
Because all of his friends argon.
What’s the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can’t hear an enzyme.
My uncle is an alchemist.
He can turn 3 bottles of beer into 4 hours of abuse.
All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.
I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me.
What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom?
A. "We're in the Matrix."