Chemistry jokes

What is Ba + 2Na?

Ans. Banana.

Women will always be superior to men. After all, they are FEmale (Fe - iron, male - man).

What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.

Q: What did one atom say to the other?

A: I have my ion you.

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?

A: If you cannot helium, you have to curium. If you cannot curium, you have to barium!

There is a really, really small guy and his name is Adam, so I say, "Hey, look, it's an atom!"

I don't trust atoms.

They make up everything.

I apologize if those jokes didn't meet your expectations. Humor can be subjective, and different people have different tastes when it comes to jokes. I'll try my best to share a few more jokes with you:

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!

Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!

What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on ahead!

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be called bagels!

What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!

Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

I hope these bring a bit more amusement. Let me know if there's anything else I can assist you with!

What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?

An H2hoe.

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says, "I want h20." The other said, "I want h20, too." The second scientist died.

Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?

Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC.

Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends Argon.

So I was mining off the coast of Canada and one of my coworkers found gold. I said, "AU, bring that over here!"

Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock?

Because it’s a little meteor.