What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?
A-Mean-O-Acid
Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.
what is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2
What do you do with a dead scientist
You barium
tell me joke about sodium
Na.
Sixteen molecules of sodium walk into a bar. Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!!
A Piece of Sodium That Lived in a Test Tube Fell in Love With a Bunsen Burner "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium swooned. "I melt whenever I see you!" The Bunsen burner replied, "Calm down. It's just a phase you're going through."
Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium? Because you are looking a little bit Ga Y
My uncle is an alchemist
He can turn 3 bottles of beer into 4 hours of abuse
I told a chemistry joke there was no reaction
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Suicide: Turning ones biology into complex organic chemistry.
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.
what do you call nitrogen in the day?- you call it day-trogen!
Why did the electron leave the atom? Because it wanted to be Argon.
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
What did the boy said to his brother at chemistry class
Hey Br O
All real chemists knows that alcohol is always a solution. I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon? Cuz you’re looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C
I once asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said NaBrO
