Chemistry jokes
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom?
A. "We're in the Matrix."
Don't trust atoms, people, they make up everything!
Why did the boy leave his chestnuts in the rain?
He wanted them rusted.
Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.
I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.
hg is cool.
My uncle is an alchemist.
He can turn 3 bottles of beer into 4 hours of abuse.
What do you do with a dead scientist?
You barium.
Don't trust the atoms, because they make up everything.
What do you get when you eat a hamburger?
Mustard gas.
My (at the time) boyfriend told our chemistry teacher that blood is corrosive to steel.
Anyways, my sharpener isn’t working because the blade has been too badly damaged from something else…
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
How do you make antifreeze?
You steal her blanket.
Sixteen molecules of sodium walk into a bar. Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!!
A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?"
The bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it wanted to be Argon.
"Harry Hicks smells of home. Homo is an infection, and infections are made up of atoms."