Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.
what is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2
My uncle is an alchemist
He can turn 3 bottles of beer into 4 hours of abuse
What do you do with a dead scientist
You barium
tell me joke about sodium
Na.
Sixteen molecules of sodium walk into a bar. Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!!
Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium? Because you are looking a little bit Ga Y
I told a chemistry joke there was no reaction
Suicide: Turning ones biology into complex organic chemistry.
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.
what do you call nitrogen in the day?- you call it day-trogen!
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
Why did the electron leave the atom? Because it wanted to be Argon.
Hey girl are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano
What did the boy said to his brother at chemistry class
Hey Br O
Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon? Cuz you’re looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C
All real chemists knows that alcohol is always a solution. I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
I once asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said NaBrO
I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.
lol I switched out my friends leukemia medication for mercury (Like and comment if you get it)
