I was going to make a chemistry joke. But it looks like I wonβt get a reaction :)
Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC.
I would say a good joke, but all the good ones Argon.
Two scientists walk into a bar. One says, "I want h20." The other said, "I want h20, too." The second scientist died.
Somebody told me a chemistry joke. I thought it was sodium funny, I slapped my neon that one.
What is a pirate's favorite element?
Argon.
A block of gold walked into a bar. The bartender said, βAU, get out!β
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for a glass of H2O. The second one asks for a glass of H2O, too. The second one dies. Why?
Actually, Iron Man is female.
My (at the time) boyfriend told our chemistry teacher that blood is corrosive to steel.
Anyways, my sharpener isnβt working because the blade has been too badly damaged from something else...
What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?
A-Mean-O-Acid.
If Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!
I don't trust atoms. They always make stuff up.
Why canβt you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything.
What is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you cannot helium, you have to curium. If you cannot curium, you have to barium!
Why was the kinetic sand always happy?
Because it was kinetic with its friends!
I would tell you a science joke, but I know I won't get a reaction.
What do you do with a dead scientist?
You barium.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
