Chemistry jokes
Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium hooked up last night?
OMg!
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
If O2 is H2O, what is F?
It is H2O too; F is water as well.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Do atoms eat booty? No, because they are too cool. ;)
Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?
Because she got Avogadro's number!
Chemistry joke: Why did the Superman being normal people when a krypton was at him?
Because krypton is "stable."
Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.
Wanna hear a joke? Tin.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?"
The bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
God, you're more toxic than white phosphorus.
Lol, I switched out my friend's leukemia medication for mercury.
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Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it wanted to be Argon.
I'm inventing a new glue and calling it "Six Seven"... it's a chemical brainrott.
Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families, and careers.
How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
He drank cyan-ide.
What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!