Why should you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Actually, Iron Man is female.
Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*
Friend: Omg, that smells so good! Youβre so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?
Me: ... Iβm aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.
A piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.
"Oh, Bunsen, my flame," the sodium swooned. "I melt whenever I see you!"
The Bunsen burner replied, "Calm down. It's just a phase you're going through."
What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?
RHYME-STEIN
If Slade were any more SENILE, heβd be pH 7.
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.
Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium?
Because you are looking a little bit GaY.
Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon? Cuz youβre looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C
I apologize if those jokes didn't meet your expectations. Humor can be subjective, and different people have different tastes when it comes to jokes. I'll try my best to share a few more jokes with you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on ahead!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be called bagels!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
I hope these bring a bit more amusement. Let me know if there's anything else I can assist you with!
My (at the time) boyfriend told our chemistry teacher that blood is corrosive to steel.
Anyways, my sharpener isnβt working because the blade has been too badly damaged from something else...
If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.
Hey girl are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano
I heard helium won the lottery. Turns out, he lied.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for a glass of H2O. The second one asks for a glass of H2O, too. The second one dies. Why?
My uncle is an alchemist.
He can turn 3 bottles of beer into 4 hours of abuse.
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
XD RawR woof woof bark bark UwU meowwwww ROFL LMAO LOLOLOOLOLOL KEKW KEKW PEPELASUGH
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC.
Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium hooked up last night?
OMg!
