Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*
Friend: Omg, that smells so good! Youβre so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?
Me: ... Iβm aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me
A Piece of Sodium That Lived in a Test Tube Fell in Love With a Bunsen Burner "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium swooned. "I melt whenever I see you!" The Bunsen burner replied, "Calm down. It's just a phase you're going through."
What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?
RHYME-STEIN
If Slade were any more SENILE, heβd be pH 7
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.
Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium? Because you are looking a little bit Ga Y
Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon? Cuz youβre looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C
My (at the time) boyfriend told our chemistry teacher that blood is corrosive to steel.
Anyways, my sharpener isnβt working because the blade has been too badly damaged from something else...
Hey girl are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for a glass of H2O. The second one asks for a glass of H2O, too. The second one dies. Why?
My uncle is an alchemist
He can turn 3 bottles of beer into 4 hours of abuse
Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC.
What do you call two emo's in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
Have you learn SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard
What's SoDN?
Suck On deez nuts
I was writing my final exams, and i saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world, to my knowledge i chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG, i was shocked beyond repair, shame on you psg, im now a college dropout
Why canβt you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.
tell me joke about sodium
Na.
If the formula of water is H2O , then what is the formula of ice ?
H2O cubed
What did the boy said to his brother at chemistry class
Hey Br O
What did the people do to the ceased after tests.
They bari-um
