Chemistry jokes
What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?
"Hey BrO!"
What do you call a thirsty girl?
An H2Hoe.
Why is Mercury filled with Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium?
Mercury is Be-Au-Ti-Full!
Hey, you wanna hear something funny?
An atom makes up everything. Half of this site contains this joke. Don't trust the internet, kids.
Do atoms eat booty? No, because they are too cool. ;)
If you're reading this, you are Nickel and Gallium......
Ni- ........*something else in between the two halves*................Ga
YOU FUCKING MONKEYS!
All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.
I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
Think like a proton and stay positive!
Think like a proton--stay positive!
I once asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said, "NaBrO."
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Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me!
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
I was gonna tell you a sodium joke, but Na, only I thought it was so dium funny.
I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?"
The bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"
Don't trust an atom. They're stupid!
Lol, I switched out my friend's leukemia medication for mercury.
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How do you make antifreeze?
You steal her blanket.