Do you know why an atom is positive? He kept his electrons.
I once asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said, "NaBrO."
All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.
I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon?
Cuz you’re looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C.
If you're reading this, you are Nickel and Gallium......
Ni- ........*something else in between the two halves*................Ga
YOU FUCKING MONKEYS!
Hi 👋! I love 💕 you! Ooooooo!
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me!
Think like a proton and stay positive!
I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.
I was gonna tell you a sodium joke, but Na, only I thought it was so dium funny.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?"
The bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"
Don't trust an atom. They're stupid!
How do you make antifreeze?
You steal her blanket.
Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make everything up!
Lol, I switched out my friend's leukemia medication for mercury.
Like and comment if you get it!
"Harry Hicks smells of home. Homo is an infection, and infections are made up of atoms."
What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?
RHYME-STEIN
"Popcorn" means "Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany."
"HO" means a woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based sex encountered a lot in a nazi camp.
How do you make a hormone?
Don't pay her.
