Chemistry jokes

What did the pirate say to Argon?

Ar!

Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?

He couldn’t find the right solution.

I'd tell a science joke, but I was like, "Nah, it would get no reaction."

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An atom makes up everything. Half of this site contains this joke. Don't trust the internet, kids.

Do atoms eat booty? No, because they are too cool. ;)

If you're reading this, you are Nickel and Gallium......

Ni- ........*something else in between the two halves*................Ga

YOU FUCKING MONKEYS!

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.

I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.

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I once asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said, "NaBrO."

Tell me a joke about sodium.

Na.

Do you love water?

Then you love 75% of me!

Think like a proton and stay positive!

Think like a proton--stay positive!

I was gonna tell you a sodium joke, but Na, only I thought it was so dium funny.

I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.

A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"

Don't trust an atom. They're stupid!

Lol, I switched out my friend's leukemia medication for mercury.

Like and comment if you get it!

How do you make antifreeze?

You steal her blanket.