Chemistry jokes
What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?
Mandachlorian.
Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?
He couldn’t find the right solution.
What did the pirate say to Argon?
Ar!
Hey, you wanna hear something funny?
An atom makes up everything. Half of this site contains this joke. Don't trust the internet, kids.
Do atoms eat booty? No, because they are too cool. ;)
Memes
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.
I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me!
I once asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said, "NaBrO."
Hi 👋! I love 💕 you! Ooooooo!
Think like a proton--stay positive!
Think like a proton and stay positive!
Do you know why an atom is positive? He kept his electrons.
If you're reading this, you are Nickel and Gallium......
Ni- ........*something else in between the two halves*................Ga
YOU FUCKING MONKEYS!
I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.
I was gonna tell you a sodium joke, but Na, only I thought it was so dium funny.
Don't trust an atom. They're stupid!
A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?"
The bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"
Lol, I switched out my friend's leukemia medication for mercury.
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