Chemistry jokes
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me.
"BU" is the element of a surprise. Boo!
I make science puns, but only periodically.
I'd tell a science joke, but I was like, "Nah, it would get no reaction."
Don't trust the atoms, because they make up everything.
I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.
Why did the boy leave his chestnuts in the rain?
He wanted them rusted.
How do you make antifreeze?
You steal her blanket.
My mom is a chemistry teacher.
Mom: You can’t be attracted to something without it being attracted to you back.
Me: Tell that to my FUCKING CRUSH, BITCH!
Love is in the air...
Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!
Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.
A block of gold walked into a bar. The bartender said, “AU, get out!”
Two atoms were walking on a street. One atom said to the other: "I'm feeling really positive today," and the other replied: "I know. I stole your electron." Then the first atom said "How Ionic."
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, "I'm hit! I think I've lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?" asks the other.
"I'm positive!"
Oxygen and potassium went on a date. I heard it was OK.
If you're reading this, you are Nickel and Gallium......
Ni- ........*something else in between the two halves*................Ga
YOU FUCKING MONKEYS!
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
If the formula of water is H2O, then what is the formula of ice?
H2O cubed.
People might not laugh at my jokes, or have a reaction at all, but I'd explode with euphoria.
Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.