Chemistry jokes
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!
Women will always be superior to men. After all, they are FEmale (Fe - iron, male - man).
I was going to make a chemistry joke. But it looks like I won’t get a reaction :)
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you cannot helium, you have to curium. If you cannot curium, you have to barium!
Don't trust atoms, people, they make up everything!
Lol, I switched out my friend's leukemia medication for mercury.
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What did the train made of glue make?
GLUE GLUUUUUUUUUUUE!
When a king farts, is it considered a noble gas?
There is a really, really small guy and his name is Adam, so I say, "Hey, look, it's an atom!"
What do you get when you eat a hamburger?
Mustard gas.
Why do anions hate each other?
Because they can't handle the negativity!
I would tell you a chemistry pun, but I won't get a reaction.
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
Two atoms are walking down the street, and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I’m positive!"
I don't trust atoms.
They make up everything.
Why did potassium draw a tear that would result in him crying?
Because all of his friends argon.
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?
An H2hoe.
What do stomata use to fill their pools?
Chlor-ine.
What is Ba + 2Na?
Ans. Banana.
Your mom's a lead, Poe.