Chemistry jokes

Hey, you wanna hear something funny?

An atom makes up everything. Half of this site contains this joke. Don't trust the internet, kids.

Do atoms eat booty? No, because they are too cool. ;)

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

Tell me a joke about sodium.

Na.

Do you love water?

Then you love 75% of me!

Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon?

Cuz you’re looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C.

Think like a proton--stay positive!

Think like a proton and stay positive!

Hi 👋! I love 💕 you! Ooooooo!

All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.

I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.

I once asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said, "NaBrO."

Do you know why an atom is positive? He kept his electrons.

If you're reading this, you are Nickel and Gallium......

Ni- ........*something else in between the two halves*................Ga

YOU FUCKING MONKEYS!

What’s the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can’t hear an enzyme.

I was gonna tell you a sodium joke, but Na, only I thought it was so dium funny.

I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.

Don't trust an atom. They're stupid!

A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"

How do you make antifreeze?

You steal her blanket.

Lol, I switched out my friend's leukemia medication for mercury.

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