I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"
The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."
The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"
The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."
Love is in the air...
Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!
What did the people do to the deceased after tests?
They bari-um.
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me.
Why do anions hate each other?
Because they can't handle the negativity!
How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
He drank cyan-ide.
"BU" is the element of a surprise. Boo!
God, you're more toxic than white phosphorus.
I heard helium won the lottery. Turns out, he lied.
If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.
Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium hooked up last night?
OMg!
What is Ba + 2Na?
Ans. Banana.
I don't trust atoms.
They make up everything.
i would tell you a chemistry pun but i wont get a reaction
If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7.
Chemistry joke: Why did the Superman being normal people when a krypton was at him? Because krypton is "stable"
Why do science jokes usually get no reaction? Because they're so BORON!
