Chemistry

Chemistry Jokes

Hey, you wanna hear something funny?

An atom makes up everything. Half of this site contains this joke. Don't trust the internet, kids.

Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon?

Cuz youโ€™re looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C.

All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.

I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.

If you're reading this, you are Nickel and Gallium......

Ni- ........*something else in between the two halves*................Ga

YOU FUCKING MONKEYS!