Chemistry jokes

What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?

Mandachlorian.

Hey, you wanna hear something funny?

An atom makes up everything. Half of this site contains this joke. Don't trust the internet, kids.

Do atoms eat booty? No, because they are too cool. ;)

What’s the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can’t hear an enzyme.

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

Tell me a joke about sodium.

Na.

All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.

I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.

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Do you love water?

Then you love 75% of me!

Think like a proton--stay positive!

Think like a proton and stay positive!

Do you know why an atom is positive? He kept his electrons.

I once asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said, "NaBrO."

If you're reading this, you are Nickel and Gallium......

Ni- ........*something else in between the two halves*................Ga

YOU FUCKING MONKEYS!

Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families, and careers.

I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.

I was gonna tell you a sodium joke, but Na, only I thought it was so dium funny.

A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"

Don't trust an atom. They're stupid!

How do you make antifreeze?

You steal her blanket.