I’d tell a sodium and hydrogen pun, but NaH.
Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends Argon.
What is an Emo’s favourite music element?
Self harmony.
Why didn't anyone react when the king farted? -- It was a noble gas.
Oxygen and potassium went on a date. I heard it was OK.
Why did potassium draw a tear that would result in him crying?
Because all of his friends argon.
Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC.
What is a pirate's favorite element?
Argon.
A block of gold walked into a bar. The bartender said, “AU, get out!”
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything.
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you cannot helium, you have to curium. If you cannot curium, you have to barium!
What is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
Sixteen molecules of sodium walk into a bar. Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!!
Dude, if there is a watermelon, shouldn't there be an earthmelon, airmelon, and a firemelon? The elemelons.
I heard oxygen and magnesium were dating, and I was like, "OMg!"
Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium?
Because you are looking a little bit GaY.
Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.
Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon?
Cuz you’re looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C.
I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.
