I’d tell a sodium and hydrogen pun, but NaH
What is an Emo’s favourite music element
Self harmony
Oxygen and potassium went on a date. I heard it was OK.
Why did potassium draw a tear that would consult in him crying?
Because all of his friends argon
Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC
What is a pirate's favorite element?
Argon.
A block of gold walked into a bar. The bartender said, “AU, get out!”
what is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2
tell me joke about sodium
Na.
Sixteen molecules of sodium walk into a bar. Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!!
dudeeeeeee if there is a watermelon shouldent there me a earthmelon airmelon and a firemelon the elemelons
Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium? Because you are looking a little bit Ga Y
yo mama so fat when she farts its counted as a new gas element
Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon? Cuz you’re looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C
I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde walk into a bar. They were having a chat when the bartender asked them about their opinions on elements. The redhead says, “I love gold because I can buy a lot of cars with it.” The brunette says, “I would prefer platinum because it is more valuable than gold and can buy you more cars.” The blonde says, “I have 2 bags of silicon and you should see the cars outside my house.”
Weed: *gets hit my his own power*
Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?
Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?
(From Unknown Superheroes 11 by I am Mobo
Yo mamas so fat when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O
BU is the element of a surprise. Boo!
Penalties. Tap ins. Ghosting. Diving.
Long ago, the four lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Germans attacked. Only Penaldo, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when his country needed him most, he vanished.
