Elements

Elements jokes

Potassium

Why did potassium draw a tear that would result in him crying?

Because all of his friends argon.

Wordplay

Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?

Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC.

Gold

A block of gold walked into a bar. The bartender said, “AU, get out!”

Atom

Why can’t you trust an atom?

Because they make up everything.

Chemist

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?

A: If you cannot helium, you have to curium. If you cannot curium, you have to barium!

Sodium

Sixteen molecules of sodium walk into a bar. Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!!

Watermelon

Dude, if there is a watermelon, shouldn't there be an earthmelon, airmelon, and a firemelon? The elemelons.

Science

Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium?

Because you are looking a little bit GaY.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.

Gold

Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon?

Cuz you’re looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C.