Chemistry jokes
Suicide: Turning one's biology into complex organic chemistry.
Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families, and careers.
Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon?
Cuz you’re looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C.
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.
What do you get when you eat a hamburger?
Mustard gas.
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything.
What do you call nitrogen in the day? You call it day-trogen!
Q: What did one atom say to the other?
A: I have my ion you.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it wanted to be Argon.
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
Why did the boy leave his chestnuts in the rain?
He wanted them rusted.
Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.
Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
XD RawR woof woof bark bark UwU meowwwww ROFL LMAO LOLOLOOLOLOL KEKW KEKW PEPELASUGH
Are you acid, cause I want to throw [you] at my face?
Don't trust atoms, people, they make up everything!
Why is Mercury filled with Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium?
Mercury is Be-Au-Ti-Full!
What do you call a thirsty girl?
An H2Hoe.
I'd tell a science joke, but I was like, "Nah, it would get no reaction."
What did the pirate say to Argon?
Ar!