Chemistry jokes
Suicide: Turning one's biology into complex organic chemistry.
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.
Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon?
Cuz you’re looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C.
Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families, and careers.
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything.
Memes
What do you get when you eat a hamburger?
Mustard gas.
What do you call nitrogen in the day? You call it day-trogen!
Q: What did one atom say to the other?
A: I have my ion you.
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it wanted to be Argon.
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
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What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?
Mandachlorian.
I'd tell a science joke, but I was like, "Nah, it would get no reaction."
What did the pirate say to Argon?
Ar!
Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.
Why did the boy leave his chestnuts in the rain?
He wanted them rusted.
Don't trust atoms, people, they make up everything!
Why is Mercury filled with Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium?
Mercury is Be-Au-Ti-Full!
Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.
Are you acid, cause I want to throw [you] at my face?