Chemistry jokes
Suicide: Turning one's biology into complex organic chemistry.
Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families, and careers.
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything.
What do you get when you eat a hamburger?
Mustard gas.
Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon?
Cuz you’re looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C.
What do you call nitrogen in the day? You call it day-trogen!
Q: What did one atom say to the other?
A: I have my ion you.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it wanted to be Argon.
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?
Mandachlorian.
I'd tell a science joke, but I was like, "Nah, it would get no reaction."
Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?
He couldn’t find the right solution.
What did the pirate say to Argon?
Ar!
Why did the boy leave his chestnuts in the rain?
He wanted them rusted.
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
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Are you acid, cause I want to throw [you] at my face?
Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.
Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.
Don't trust atoms, people, they make up everything!