What do you call nitrogen in the day? You call it day-trogen!
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it wanted to be Argon.
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?
He couldn’t find the right solution.
What did the pirate say to Argon?
Ar!
What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?
Mandachlorian.
What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?
"Hey BrO!"
Why is Mercury filled with Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium?
Mercury is Be-Au-Ti-Full!
Why did the boy leave his chestnuts in the rain?
He wanted them rusted.
Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.
Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
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Are you acid, cause I want to throw [you] at my face?
Hey, you wanna hear something funny?
An atom makes up everything. Half of this site contains this joke. Don't trust the internet, kids.
Do atoms eat booty? No, because they are too cool. ;)
Think like a proton--stay positive!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Do you know why an atom is positive? He kept his electrons.
I once asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said, "NaBrO."
All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.
I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
