Change jokes
Why can't fat kids change a tire?
They would eat the donut.
My girlfriend used to give the best blowjobs, then she grew teeth.
This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Quote of the day:
A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.
Chao!!!
Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.
What the fluff happened to this website?
I think we should change Alzheimer’s disease to Joe Biden disease.
How many communists does it take to change a lightbulb? Never enough.
How many heterosexual men does it take to change a lightbulb in heaven?
Both of them.
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
I hate it when couples get into a little fight and they change their Facebook status to "single." I have fights with my parents, but I don't change my Facebook status to "orphan."
What's white as snow within 15-25 mins after death and then black and blue and red all over?
A corpse, of course!
Paul Walker is the best legend to go down in history. Change my mind.
Random person: Imma smack you so hard your skin pigment changes!
Me: Who the hell do you think you are? Michael Jackson’s dad?
How many Africans does it take to change a light?
A water bottle.
A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant.
After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing diapers!”
She replies: “Oh my god! Am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?”
To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
2019, where you can change your gender at a snap of a finger.
In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?
199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).
Get?