Change jokes
Your hairline is receding so hard, they petitioned it to change for the McDonald's logo.
How many Sallys does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, she was electrocuted.
Why didn’t the autistic boy like Minecraft?
There was a new texture pack.
Why did the weatherman’s cheeks turn pink?
He saw the climate change.
I like plants, but then I decided to turn over a new leaf and branch out.
Memes
Quote of the day:
Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
[Comment your favorite fall beverage!]
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
Q: What did the stop light say to the other stop light?
A: Stop looking, I’m changing!
A guy walks into a restaurant and orders turtle soup. The waiter hollers, "One turtle soup!"
A moment later, the guy calls the waiter over and says, "I’ve changed my mind, I would like pea soup." The waiter hollers, "Hold the turtle, and make it pea!"
Tyler is ugly.
If you are called Tyler, change your name.
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
I don't think I could ever become a beggar. I really don't like change.
I know I've changed my name from tj to selfish king but know it's gunna be selfishking#781.
Last night I was watching a Scotland Christmas movie...
And the part when Mary tells Joseph that she is pregnant, Joseph was surprised, and he exclaimed, "Jesus Christ!!!" I immediately stopped watching and changed the channel.
How many South Africans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A Brazilian.
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
What the fluff happened to this website?
Why can't fat kids change a tire?
They would eat the donut.
When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.
This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.