How many Sallys does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, she was electrocuted.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
Why did the weatherman’s cheeks turn pink?
He saw the climate change.
These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humor. They think of humor as like a happy thing because humor makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering. If I take a joke like, how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. Now that joke isn’t making light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racially discriminated against. It’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind, and that is important. Humor at its best takes the bad things in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny.
And before you go in the comments and say I agree with rape, I don’t. I hope everybody who rapes someone to have their dick cut off. My little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me, cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.
Why did the golfer change his pants because he got hole in one
What the fluff happened to this website?
This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.
Quote of the day:
A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.
Chao!!!
Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.
In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
My girlfriend used to give the best blowjobs, then she grew teeth.
How many heterosexual men does it take to change a lightbulb in heaven? Both of them.
I hate it when couples get into a little fight and they change their Facebook status to "single." I have fights with my parents, but I don't change my Facebook status to "orphan."
How many South Africans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A Brazilian.
What's white as snow within 15-25 mins after death and then black and blue and red all over?
A corpse, of course!
Paul Walker is the best legend to go down in history. Change my mind.
how many africans does it take to change a light
a water bottle
A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant.
After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing diapers!”
She replies: “Oh my god! Am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?”
To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
