Change jokes
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just cry in darkness.
Hey you, the person who's scrolling, I know you might have depression and some feel they can't talk to anyone about it, so in the comments please, if you need to talk to others, if you comment about it and say you need to talk to someone, I promise you that I will talk to you. You are not alone, and even though it seems it won't change and get better, it will, I promise.
Please no harsh comments toward each other.
I once had a patient who wanted to change his species.
I'll tell you, he was unBEARable.
Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."
"Mixed vegetables is just special ed class, change my mind."
what a nice man xx
How many bisexuals does it take to change a light bulb?
Depends, are you AC or DC? However many turn you on.
I was happy for once, and my family was happy I was happy, but that all changed when they found out I was thinking about bridges and humans.
Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer may shock you!
How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?
Change your name to "Rape."
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!
Q: What did the stop light say to the other stop light?
A: Stop looking, I’m changing!
Russia went from N-95 to M-16 real quick...
How do we get a butt? God made us like that, and we can't change it. If you wanted to, you have to die <:
How many redheads does it take to change a lightbulb?
One! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb, 9 to talk about how inspired they are?
How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.
What did one traffic light say to the other?
"Stop looking, I am changing."
Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.