Change jokes
What goes up but never comes down?
After you read this post, you will forget you were gay.
What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?
Hairy Potter.
You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.
Memes
My grandpa is an asshole. The fucker deserved to die. The son of a bitch was using his life support, and I needed to change my iPhone.
You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
A project where people get lined up to be changed.
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer may shock you!
I can change a "t" into a "p," just drink it and wait a few hours.
What did the other traffic cone say to the other?
"Look away, I'm changing!"
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!
How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.
So one time I was with my girlfriend, crazy, right? But we were doing a TikTok eye follow challenge, and she pulled up a pic of Gwen Stacy from Into the Spider-Verse, and I looked somewhere I shouldn’t have, and she smacked me, and I changed to the Rock, and you know where she looked? WTF, right in the no-no square, and since she was a girl, all I could do was sit back and watch.
The sky never changes color, but when it does, we know how your breath is increasing.
"Ching chang chong."