Change jokes

What do you call it when you see Chinese people in a gang?

The "Ching Chang Gang."

I was just fine being bisexual... Now I’m gender fluid... great...

Brother 2: We have these weird circles on the street! Government is tracking us!!!

Brother 1: They are just to sense cars so they can change lights. And it's the government.

Brother 2: Then why are there two in the left turn lane?

Brother 1: So one car isn't always going left and stopping the others.

Brother 2: Then why are they one car apart? Oh, to have three people going.

Brother 1: Correct. When I see one car on the first, I go on the second so my light changes.

Brother 2: You monster.

Brother 1: I wonder if they trigger by weight?

Brother 2: HA. Yo mama would trigger the sensor.

Brother 1: ARG. It's OUR MAMA you're disrespecting.

Mother (brother 1): What's going on boys? *looks in mirror* HOLY SH@& SHE IS PRETTY!

Brother 2: I think you should take your pills.

Brother 1: Found them.

*imaginary mother and brother fade away*

Thank you ELECTROBOOM for inspiring this joke/sh!t. Go subb to him.

Btw the (1) means it is just imaginary brother one acting like another brother.

What goes up but never comes down?

After you read this post, you will forget you were gay.

What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?

Hairy Potter.

You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.

Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.

My grandpa is an asshole. The fucker deserved to die. The son of a bitch was using his life support, and I needed to change my iPhone.

You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂

How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?

All 3 of them.

Hockey for life!

How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three, because it’s the normal person's height.

What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?

The last names after marriage!

How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!

A project where people get lined up to be changed.

How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer may shock you!

I can change a "t" into a "p," just drink it and wait a few hours.

What did the other traffic cone say to the other?

"Look away, I'm changing!"

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!

How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.