Celebrity jokes
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.
What does Michael Jackson like?
Teabags.
How do you know when you're near Wacko Jacko's grave? When 'Thriller' is out and about.
Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.
What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?
OJ couldn’t kill cancer.
Memes
Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.
What did the man who had sex with an Instagram model in the reverse cowgirl position while going 90 on the freeway get charged for?
Driving under the influencer.
Why did Amy Winehouse snort Splenda?
She thought it was Diet Coke.
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel has family.
MrBeast: *breathes*
Twitter: 😡🤬
Chuck Norris once stabbed the Terminator with Bruce Lee.
Chuck Norris once ate ONE Lays potato chip.
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.
You will find Taylor Swift on the streets before you find your hairline.
Did you hear? There's a new fast food restaurant coming: Jacko in the Box.
What's the most horrifying video in the world?
Logan Paul vlogs.
An orphan finds a genie.
Orphan: "My first wish is to be rich."
Genie: "Of course."
Orphan: "My second wish is to be famous."
Genie: "Done."
Orphan: "I wish my parents could come back!"
Genie: "I told you I can't bring people back from the dead!"