Celebrity jokes
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.
How did Princess Diana die?
Giving the glove box head.
All terrorists like starting a new year off with a bang.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
Why did Michael Jackson run?
Because he lost his glove.
What song did Whitney Houston listen to while doing cocaine?
"Run It!" by Chris Brown.
Hi, I am Michael Jackson, pronouns are HEE/HEE!
Where would you take Stephen Hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC World?
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 2)
To find his fans!
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
He got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change.
*walks in store* OH LITTle debhehe's!
Why can't orphans celebrate Christmas?
Father Christmas left them.
Why can’t orphans celebrate Christmas?
Because they have no family.
I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.
But it would just crash and burn.