Celebrity jokes

Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?

For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.

Michael J. Fox walks into an ice cream parlor.

The man behind the counter asks Michael, "Can I help you?"

Michael exclaims, "I would like an ice cream."

The man behind the counter asks, "What flavor?"

Michael says, "It doesn't matter what flavor, I'm gonna fucken drop it anyway."

Prince, don't die! Just don't! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaasse!

How much drugs did Charlie Sheen take?

Enough to kill two and a half men.

What did the man who had sex with an Instagram model in the reverse cowgirl position while going 90 on the freeway get charged for?

Driving under the influencer.

I added Paul Walker on Xbox...

But he spends all his time on the dashboard.

What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?

Innocent.

Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.

Why didn't Michael Jackson get away with messaging with kids? Because they were all juveniles.

What does Michael Joseph Jackson say to adults when he sees them?

Keep away from me-hee-hee.

Q: Mummy, how do most stars die?

A: From an overdose.

What's the most horrifying video in the world?

Logan Paul vlogs.

An orphan finds a genie.

Orphan: "My first wish is to be rich."

Genie: "Of course."

Orphan: "My second wish is to be famous."

Genie: "Done."

Orphan: "I wish my parents could come back!"

Genie: "I told you I can't bring people back from the dead!"

What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:

The best thing they did was a wall.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson likes little boys.

How did Princess Diana cross the road?

Through the windshield!

Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?

Why do you say that?

Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.

If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?

What did Michael Jackson say?

Nothing, he's dead.