Celebrity jokes
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
Did you know Michael J. Fox’s favorite song is "Shake, Rattle and Roll"?
Donald Trump travels back in time to talk to his 10-year-old self.
When he sees himself, he says, "Do you see me? I am you, but almost 70 years older."
His 10-year-old self asks him, "Am I going to be famous?"
Trump replies, "Oh yeah, I became president of the United States. Not once. Twice!"
10-year-old Donald was shocked. But he became even more shocked when he heard the next sentence from his current self: "And now take off your pants!"
What did I say to my friend? "Job, your new name is Jojo Siwa."
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
What did death say during a helicopter crash?
KOBE!
You will find Taylor Swift on the streets before you find your hairline.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle a baby over a balcony?
He wanted to clean out the blanket.
What’s black and rings the doorbell?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
What's worse than ants down your pants? Michael Jackson.
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?
A DEPPression.
(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke).
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.
I wank over Rose Watson.
Want to know what Juice WRLD would do if he were alive today?
Frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.
Juice WRLD farts smell like McDonalds.
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least).