Celebrity jokes
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."
What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?
OJ couldn’t kill cancer.
Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
Hey sisters
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by Will Smith.
Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?
A: Because knives don't have barrels.
What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.
Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?
If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette, he will be warm for a short time.
But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash, so now he's warm for the rest of his life.
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
One time Uma Thurman was Poison Ivy; she was weird in that, except for her punny jokes.
Michael J. Fox walks into an ice cream parlor.
The man behind the counter asks Michael, "Can I help you?"
Michael exclaims, "I would like an ice cream."
The man behind the counter asks, "What flavor?"
Michael says, "It doesn't matter what flavor, I'm gonna fucken drop it anyway."
Prince, don't die! Just don't! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaasse!
Chuck Norris once stabbed the Terminator with Bruce Lee.
For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.
What's the most horrifying video in the world?
Logan Paul vlogs.
An orphan finds a genie.
Orphan: "My first wish is to be rich."
Genie: "Of course."
Orphan: "My second wish is to be famous."
Genie: "Done."
Orphan: "I wish my parents could come back!"
Genie: "I told you I can't bring people back from the dead!"