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Celebrity jokes

Michael Joseph Jackson

Michael Jackson

What did John Jay Smith say about Michael Joseph Jackson's death? NOTHING.

Orphan

An orphan finds a genie.

Orphan: "My first wish is to be rich."

Genie: "Of course."

Orphan: "My second wish is to be famous."

Genie: "Done."

Orphan: "I wish my parents could come back!"

Genie: "I told you I can't bring people back from the dead!"

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  • Wall

    What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:

    The best thing they did was a wall.

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  • Difference

    What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

    Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson likes little boys.

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  • NASA

    If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?

    Hole

    In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.

    The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.

    The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.

    In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.

    Helmet

    Some say under his helmet is another smaller helmet, and under that is another helmet, and under that is a poster of Miley Cyrus.

    Video

    If you don't like the video in 10 seconds, James Charles will sleep with you tonight.

    Meatball

    Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.

    Fire

    What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?

    Christopher Reeves in a house fire.

    Orphan

    Name one person who would take an orphan?

    Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.

    Mouse

    Very sad today. Found my pet mouse "Elvis" dead this morning. He was caught in a trap.

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