Celebrity jokes
Why didn't Michael Jackson get away with messaging with kids? Because they were all juveniles.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
I can't imagine him moaning with the kids, "Hi, uh, ya daddy, uh HEE!"
Your hairline is so bad that KSI's hairline actually looks normal.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
He got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change.
"Addison Rae in bra? Nope, terrible."
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
What is the sweat between Dolly Parton's boobs?
Mountain Dew.
Al Fayed’s son arrives at heaven’s gates and sees his driver.
He shouts “you stupid cunt!”
The driver says, “Watch, Boss?”
Dodi replies...:
“I said I WANT TO FUCK DI IN THE TUNNEL NOT FUCKING DIE IN THE TUNNEL!”
Chuck Norris is a ham weiner.
Yo momma so ugly, they celebrate her face every Halloween.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.
What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.