Celebrity jokes

Michael saw mommy kissing Santa Claus and asked her why she did that. Mommy said she was a good girl. Michael Joseph Jackson asked, "Can I be a good girl and kiss Santa Claus?" Mommy replied, "When you grow up to be a rich white woman." And now, we know the rest of the story.

Why was Macaulay Culkin not bothered by Michael Joseph Jackson? He was left home alone.

What's the difference between Michael Joseph Jackson and Mickey Mouse? Besides being a disease-carrying rodent, and one a dangerous pedophile, Mickey Mouse can still touch and go near kids.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?

Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.

What does Michael Jackson like?

Teabags.

What is one dream that Michael Joseph Jackson made come to life? He loved to say: "Somebody's watching me."

What did John Jay Smith say about Michael Joseph Jackson's death? NOTHING.

What's the most horrifying video in the world?

Logan Paul vlogs.

An orphan finds a genie.

Orphan: "My first wish is to be rich."

Genie: "Of course."

Orphan: "My second wish is to be famous."

Genie: "Done."

Orphan: "I wish my parents could come back!"

Genie: "I told you I can't bring people back from the dead!"

What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:

The best thing they did was a wall.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson likes little boys.

How did Princess Diana cross the road?

Through the windshield!

If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?

What did Michael Jackson say?

Nothing, he's dead.

In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.

The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.

The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.

In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.

Some say under his helmet is another smaller helmet, and under that is another helmet, and under that is a poster of Miley Cyrus.

Curry hits 3s, and Kobe hit 3 trees.

If you don't like the video in 10 seconds, James Charles will sleep with you tonight.

Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.

This comment section is so dark, it could be Lil Huddy.