Celebrity jokes
"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a dead pedophile? Nothing.
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.
I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:
Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
Your leg is straighter than James Charles.
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.
Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.
What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!
Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as Red Bull.
If you turn the word "racecar" backwards, it says "racecar".
But if you turn the racecar sideways, you have Paul Walker's blood on your hands.
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.
In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.
The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.
The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.
In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.