Celebrity jokes

There is this celebrity everybody thought was so down to earth. That was until he hung himself.

"Hee hee touched me."

Did you hear? There's a new fast food restaurant coming: Jacko in the Box.

Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Poker Face.

What does Michael Jackson say when he grabs his crotch? I never noticed that before.

How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?

Out of a catalogue. 😁

Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.

Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.

What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.

Stevie Wonder is a terrible father.

He never sees his kids.

How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time?

Because Paul Walker crashed into it.

Stephen Hawking walked in a bar...

Just kidding.

What's brown and in a baby's diaper?

Michael Jackson's hand.

“Life is going swimmingly,”

“Tell that to Whitney Houston.”

Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!

Which fish is the most famous? The star fish!

What is Michael Jackson's favorite phrase to parents of boys? "Leave me alone!"

What does Johnny Depp hate about driving a car?

He can't drink and drive.

Kurt Cobain said he wished he was gay.

That's why he married Courtney Love.