Celebrity jokes
Hello, I'm Ariana. I'm looking for someone. Anyone wanna date me?
Ariana
Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?
It's telling that Ye gets more offended when he's called a gayfish than a Nazi.
What’s the only positive thing about Freddie Mercury’s death?
The HIV test results.
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
Chuck Norris is the opposite to Oliver Savage.
Michael J. Fox walks into the grocery store to buy some salt. When he comes out, a kid turns to his mother and says, "Look mom, a salt shaker!"
da baby
Why did Michael Jackson rush over to K-Mart one morning?
Because he heard little boys' pants were half off!
Your forehead's so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch.
Did you know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders on the car dashboard.
Who's the closest family member to Paul Walker?
Answer: The tree.
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
Will Will Smith smith?
Yes, Will Smith will smith.
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
Bigfoot is just a normal person who covered himself in Pritt Stick and went down on Susan Boyle.
A plane is going to crash. There are four passengers and only three parachutes. All the staff are safe and are gone, leaving the passengers. Ryan Reynolds is the first. He says, "My fans need me," and jumps. Donald Trump takes another and says, "I am the smartest president," and jumps, leaving one. There is a pope and a boy left. The pope says, "Child, my life is over and yours has just begun, take the last parachute." The boy replies, "Don't worry - Donald took my backpack."