Celebrity jokes

Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?

What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?

Vin Diesel has family.

Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.

One time Uma Thurman was Poison Ivy; she was weird in that, except for her punny jokes.

Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?

A: Because knives don't have barrels.

What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?

Lots of fans.

Your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by Will Smith.

What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.

Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.

MrBeast: *breathes*

Twitter: 😡🤬

Chuck Norris once stabbed the Terminator with Bruce Lee.

Chuck Norris once ate ONE Lays potato chip.

Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!

Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?

What's red and got makeup all over?

A Bill Cosby victim.

Michael J. Fox walks into an ice cream parlor.

The man behind the counter asks Michael, "Can I help you?"

Michael exclaims, "I would like an ice cream."

The man behind the counter asks, "What flavor?"

Michael says, "It doesn't matter what flavor, I'm gonna fucken drop it anyway."

For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.

If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette, he will be warm for a short time.

But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash, so now he's warm for the rest of his life.