Celebrity jokes
Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
Prince, please talk to me for real...
Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning?
It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
Did you know that the Royal family like carnivals?
Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.
When you throw paper at a hill, you can say, "Hey, look, it is like Kobe's helicopter!"
Dr. Dre caught his friend Snoop Dogg looking in other people's drawers. Dre then said, "Don't Snoop around."
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
Christopher Walken.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.
"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."
I would tell a Koby joke...
But it would just crash and burn.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.
Race car backwards is race car, but if you turn race car sideways, that’s how Paul Walker got sent to God’s inbox.
A small, nervous woman steps into a hotel elevator in Las Vegas.
At the next floor, three large, burly men step in. The woman is immediately intimidated and clutches her purse tightly.
Suddenly, one of the men says in a deep voice: "Hit the floor!"
Terrified that she is about to be robbed, the woman drops her bags and collapses face down onto the floor of the elevator, cowering in fear.
The men burst out laughing and help the bewildered woman up. The speaker apologizes profusely and says: "No, ma'am, I meant hit the button for our floor!"
The next morning, the woman receives a massive bouquet of roses and has her entire hotel bill paid for. Attached is a note that says: "Thanks for the best laugh I've had in years."
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
Your mom so ugly that Paul Walker died.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks Bear Grylls is a restaurant.
How do you spell racecar backwards?
racecar
How do you spell racecar sideways?
Paul Walker's death.
Naughty little Ariana Grande needs to be fucked like the whore that she is. Join this chat to see if you agree.
This is for the people who love her body and want to fuck her.
Read the directions.
1. Type how she makes you feel.
2. Type how you would fuck her.
3. Any type of sex is aloud.
4. Remember to send pics as well.
5. Enjoy.
Joke page for people of all ages. If you want. Please make jokes about her. Enjoy.