Celebrity jokes
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
Yo mama is so ugly that Kanye West went East to get away from her.
Chuck Norris is...
What? You don't need to know what he is. He's just, Chuck.
What's harder than titanium? Michael Jackson at the playground.
Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator?
He grew up a Florida Man, after all.
How did the orphan become famous? They said, "Go big or go home."
Did you hear about Paul Walker's rap?
Wrapped around that tree.
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
*Coughs roughly* Oh my God, it hurts so much. I can't see. It burns! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! *Weakly*
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...
What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and Eminem? Eminem was never proven to beat his wife in court, but Johnny Depp was.
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How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.
What does Michael Jackson like?
Teabags.