Celebrity jokes
Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.
How do you know when you're near Wacko Jacko's grave? When 'Thriller' is out and about.
Kurt Cobain said he wished he was gay.
That's why he married Courtney Love.
You will find Taylor Swift on the streets before you find your hairline.
I added Paul Walker on Xbox...
But he spends all his time on the dashboard.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel has family.
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?
Innocent.
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.
MrBeast: *breathes*
Twitter: 😡🤬
Chuck Norris once stabbed the Terminator with Bruce Lee.
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."
What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?
OJ couldn’t kill cancer.
Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.
Why did Amy Winehouse snort Splenda?
She thought it was Diet Coke.
Chuck Norris once ate ONE Lays potato chip.
Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.
How much drugs did Charlie Sheen take?
Enough to kill two and a half men.
Did you hear? There's a new fast food restaurant coming: Jacko in the Box.