Celebrity jokes
What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.
I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.
tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!
Have you heard anything about this Chuck Norris guy? Yeh, me neither.
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
People say that they miss xxxtentacion, like the bullet didn’t.
"FUCK FUCK FUCK MY CLOTHES CAUGHT THE FLAME OH MY GOD IT BURNS SO MUCH!"
Why did Paul Walker cross the street?
Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now.
"How do celebrities stay cool?"
"They have many fans!"
What did Chris Brown say when he saw Rihanna?
"I'd hit that."
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
What's the most horrifying video in the world?
Logan Paul vlogs.
Birthdays are weird. We celebrate being one year closer to dying. And we celebrate it with friends and family, which is totally not how we'll die.
We're all gonna die alone, not surrounded by friends and family.
Q: What's stronger than family?
A: Whatever tree Paul Walker hit.
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little wieners.
So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.