Celebrity jokes
Chuck Norris has gone to Mars. That's why there is no life on it.
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
What’s Kobe’s favorite rapper?
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Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"
Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."
Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"
I bet Kobe failed flying school.
Why don't Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?
Because they make the toys.
How did Rihanna know that Chris Brown was cheating on her? There was a different color of lipstick on his knuckles.
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
Two whores are watching the sun come up, splitting a bottle of Mad Dog and celebrating another night of servicing the general public. One asks the other: "Say. You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
Her friend thinks it over, "No...but I have been swung around by the tits a few times!"
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
Michael Jackson gets really ill, so he's rushed to hospital. When they get there, he says, "Am I in heaven?"
The doctor replies, "Nah, sir, we're just taking a quick shortcut through the children's ward."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
Foi o Chuck Norris que fez o parto da sua mãe.