Celebrity jokes
How did Princess Diana cross the road?
Through the windshield!
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints.
Why can't orphans celebrate Christmas?
Father Christmas left them.
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
Chuck Norris has gone to Mars. That's why there is no life on it.
What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?
One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for children. The other is for groceries.
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.
Your hairline's so far back, even Andrew Tate rejected it.
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning?
It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
Michael Jackson.
Paul Walker made a new wrap cover, it's called "Flying Through the Windshield," and the song's name is "Crossing the Street."
My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:
When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?
He was airing his blanket.