Celebrity jokes
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
It's telling that Ye gets more offended when he's called a gayfish than a Nazi.
Chuck Norris is the opposite to Oliver Savage.
Hello, I'm Ariana. I'm looking for someone. Anyone wanna date me?
Ariana
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
Why did Michael Jackson rush over to K-Mart one morning?
Because he heard little boys' pants were half off!
Your forehead's so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch.
Did you know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders on the car dashboard.
Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?
What’s the only positive thing about Freddie Mercury’s death?
The HIV test results.
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
Michael J. Fox walks into the grocery store to buy some salt. When he comes out, a kid turns to his mother and says, "Look mom, a salt shaker!"
Will Will Smith smith?
Yes, Will Smith will smith.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
da baby
Yo momma's so fat, her shirt size has more X's than Taylor Swift.
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?
Logan Paul left him hanging.
Logan Paul.
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.