Celebrity jokes
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel has family.
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.
What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.
Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?
Memes
MrBeast: *breathes*
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Chuck Norris once stabbed the Terminator with Bruce Lee.
Chuck Norris once ate ONE Lays potato chip.
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by Will Smith.
Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
Michael J. Fox walks into an ice cream parlor.
The man behind the counter asks Michael, "Can I help you?"
Michael exclaims, "I would like an ice cream."
The man behind the counter asks, "What flavor?"
Michael says, "It doesn't matter what flavor, I'm gonna fucken drop it anyway."
One time Uma Thurman was Poison Ivy; she was weird in that, except for her punny jokes.
If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette, he will be warm for a short time.
But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash, so now he's warm for the rest of his life.
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?
A: Because knives don't have barrels.
Prince, don't die! Just don't! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaasse!
What's the most horrifying video in the world?
Logan Paul vlogs.
An orphan finds a genie.
Orphan: "My first wish is to be rich."
Genie: "Of course."
Orphan: "My second wish is to be famous."
Genie: "Done."
Orphan: "I wish my parents could come back!"
Genie: "I told you I can't bring people back from the dead!"