Celebrity jokes
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
What's the difference between MJ and myself?
Nothing at all.
Did you know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders on the car dashboard.
People tell Kobe to fly high, but when he flew high, he died.
Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeves in a house fire.
Did you hear? There is a new toy for boys ages 2-10. It's called Jackson. A tiny white doll, with black Jackson. Get it while supplies last.
Michael J. Fox is rumored to be starring in the new Tremors sequel.
Your leg is straighter than James Charles.
What's the difference between Kelly Clarkson and a Florida real estate agent?
A Florida real estate agent screws over seniors, Kelly Clarkson screws little children.
Don't free Britney!
I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.
He had a change of race tho when he died.
Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talked about on this website?
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
What did they find on Chris Rock's face? Fresh prints.
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
My brother goes into the bar and says, "Bartender, give me 12 beers and a shot of whiskey." The bartender says, "That's a lot of alcohol." My brother says, "I'm celebrating my first blowjob." The bartender said, "Let me buy you a drink." My brother said, "No, this should be enough to get the taste out of my mouth."
You're as useless as Stevie Wonder's eyes!
Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?
He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.