Celebrity jokes
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
I wanted to play as Kobe Bryant on my gaming console, but the game kept crashing.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"There's a great singer inside of you."
Have you heard anything about this Chuck Norris guy? Yeh, me neither.
Race car backwards is race car.
Race car sideways is how Paul Walker died.
MrBeast: *breathes*
Twitter: 😡🤬
John Cena once insulted Chuck Norris. That's why we can't see him anymore.
What's the last thing that went through Curt Cobain's mind?
His teeth.
What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.
Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
what was Juice WRLD before he was famous?
Answer: alive.
When I grow up, I wanna be like Lil Peep... Dead.
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii I'm famous!
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.
Your mum is so fat Les Dawson would agree with me that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand, she throws it.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".
(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)
Have you heard about the new movie with Stephen Hawking as the star? It's called "Unplugged."