Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
My friend was playing a game and said he was fighting cultists, so I said Kanye's fanbase.
The Kardashians are just hyper realistic Barbies.
Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 2) To FIND his FANS
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What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
What did the parent say to M.J.?
"Get off my kid!"
What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.
My brother goes into the bar and says, "Bartender, give me 12 beers and a shot of whiskey." The bartender says, "That's a lot of alcohol." My brother says, "I'm celebrating my first blowjob." The bartender said, "Let me buy you a drink." My brother said, "No, this should be enough to get the taste out of my mouth."
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
Michael doesn’t fart. Jackson does.
May our days be abundant, a dance of delight, May I navigate life with courage, taking flight. May our journey be a beauty, a blessing so sweet, May I celebrate friendships, where hearts and souls meet.
May our nights be bright, with laughter and cheer, May we live with love, eliminating every fear. May I grow in kindness, a serenade of grace, May our lives be a marvel, a splendid embrace.
Bigfoot is just a normal person who covered himself in Pritt Stick and went down on Susan Boyle.
Chuck Norris is the opposite to Oliver Savage.
Your mom is so ugly, she's the reason he swerved.
