What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:
The best thing they did was a wall.
Celebrity Jokes
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson likes little boys.
How did Princess Diana cross the road?
Through the windshield!
If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?
In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.
The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.
The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.
In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.
Some say under his helmet is another smaller helmet, and under that is another helmet, and under that is a poster of Miley Cyrus.
Curry hits 3s, and Kobe hit 3 trees.
If you don't like the video in 10 seconds, James Charles will sleep with you tonight.
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
This comment section is so dark, it could be Lil Huddy.
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
What does Kylie Jenner feed her baby? Plastic MILK! LOL
What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeves in a house fire.
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
Very sad today. Found my pet mouse "Elvis" dead this morning. He was caught in a trap.
What is found under Michael Jackson's pillow?
Billie's jeans.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"There's a great singer inside of you."
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:
Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.
