Celebrity jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?

Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.

What does Michael Jackson like?

Teabags.

How much drugs did Charlie Sheen take?

Enough to kill two and a half men.

Why didn't Michael Jackson get away with messaging with kids? Because they were all juveniles.

Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.

Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.

How do you know when you're near Wacko Jacko's grave? When 'Thriller' is out and about.

Kurt Cobain said he wished he was gay.

That's why he married Courtney Love.

What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?

"I woke up Chris Breezy."

What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?

Innocent.

You will find Taylor Swift on the streets before you find your hairline.

Did you hear? There's a new fast food restaurant coming: Jacko in the Box.

Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.

Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.

What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?

OJ couldn’t kill cancer.

Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.

Why did Amy Winehouse snort Splenda?

She thought it was Diet Coke.

What did the man who had sex with an Instagram model in the reverse cowgirl position while going 90 on the freeway get charged for?

Driving under the influencer.

I added Paul Walker on Xbox...

But he spends all his time on the dashboard.