Celebrity jokes

How do you know when you're near Wacko Jacko's grave? When 'Thriller' is out and about.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?

Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.

What does Michael Jackson like?

Teabags.

What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.

Kurt Cobain said he wished he was gay.

That's why he married Courtney Love.

Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.

What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?

Vin Diesel has family.

Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.

Why did Amy Winehouse snort Splenda?

She thought it was Diet Coke.

What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?

OJ couldn’t kill cancer.

Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.

What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?

"I woke up Chris Breezy."

Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.

MrBeast: *breathes*

Twitter: 😡🤬

Chuck Norris once stabbed the Terminator with Bruce Lee.

Chuck Norris once ate ONE Lays potato chip.

Your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by Will Smith.

Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.

What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?