Celebrity jokes
What's red and shaped like a bucket?
Trisha Paytas
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
Dababy in my dickle trickle when eating my pickle.
How many thumbs down can this joke get?
Joke: Runescape, mustard, tits, Pamela Anderson.
Why did Nicholas Cage and Angelina Jolie attend Paul Walker’s funeral?
He went from "The Fast and the Furious" to "Gone in 60 Seconds."
Your hairline so far back.
Even LeBron James had a good laugh!
You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.
With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odor and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygienic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
"Prince???? Where are you??? I might have to go to bed for real, but I just wish we could talk at night. Why don't we anyway? (I love you so much!)"
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You follow the Fresh prints.
You know I'm not too into black girls, but Kobe's daughter was smoking!
Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?
A: Because knives don't have barrels.
Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."
This boy in my high school choir class had a decently big forehead, so I leaned in and said, "You know, if you painted an H on your forehead, maybe Kobe would've landed."
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I give a fuck if my computer crashes.
Chuck Norris hasn’t decided yet when Jimmy Hoffa can come out.
What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?
Christopher Reeve.