Celebrity jokes
Why did Amy Winehouse snort Splenda?
She thought it was Diet Coke.
What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?
OJ couldn’t kill cancer.
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."
What did the man who had sex with an Instagram model in the reverse cowgirl position while going 90 on the freeway get charged for?
Driving under the influencer.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel has family.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.
Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.
Why didn't Michael Jackson get away with messaging with kids? Because they were all juveniles.
What do you call the heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson?
Jeffrey Epstein.
What's the difference between Michael Joseph Jackson and Richard Pryor?
One was burned by Pepsi. The other burned by coke. Richard Pryor married and had kids, and Michael Joseph Jackson molested kids.
Where does Michael Joseph Jackson like to eat at?
A Del-he-he.
Michael saw mommy kissing Santa Claus and asked her why she did that. Mommy said she was a good girl. Michael Joseph Jackson asked, "Can I be a good girl and kiss Santa Claus?" Mommy replied, "When you grow up to be a rich white woman." And now, we know the rest of the story.
Why was Macaulay Culkin not bothered by Michael Joseph Jackson? He was left home alone.
What's the difference between Michael Joseph Jackson and Mickey Mouse? Besides being a disease-carrying rodent, and one a dangerous pedophile, Mickey Mouse can still touch and go near kids.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.
What does Michael Jackson like?
Teabags.
What did John Jay Smith say about Michael Joseph Jackson's death? NOTHING.