Celebrity jokes

Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.

Why did Amy Winehouse snort Splenda?

She thought it was Diet Coke.

What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?

OJ couldn’t kill cancer.

Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.

What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?

"I woke up Chris Breezy."

Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.

MrBeast: *breathes*

Twitter: 😡🤬

Chuck Norris once stabbed the Terminator with Bruce Lee.

Chuck Norris once ate ONE Lays potato chip.

Your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by Will Smith.

Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.

What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.

What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?

Lots of fans.

If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette, he will be warm for a short time.

But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash, so now he's warm for the rest of his life.

Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!

Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?

A: Because knives don't have barrels.

One time Uma Thurman was Poison Ivy; she was weird in that, except for her punny jokes.

What's red and got makeup all over?

A Bill Cosby victim.

Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?