Celebrity jokes
Chuck Norris doesn't fly on airplanes.
Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.
One time Uma Thurman was Poison Ivy; she was weird in that, except for her punny jokes.
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?
A: Because knives don't have barrels.
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by Will Smith.
Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?
What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.
For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.
Michael J. Fox walks into an ice cream parlor.
The man behind the counter asks Michael, "Can I help you?"
Michael exclaims, "I would like an ice cream."
The man behind the counter asks, "What flavor?"
Michael says, "It doesn't matter what flavor, I'm gonna fucken drop it anyway."
If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette, he will be warm for a short time.
But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash, so now he's warm for the rest of his life.
Prince, don't die! Just don't! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaasse!
Why didn't Michael Jackson get away with messaging with kids? Because they were all juveniles.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.
What does Michael Jackson like?
Teabags.
What did the man who had sex with an Instagram model in the reverse cowgirl position while going 90 on the freeway get charged for?
Driving under the influencer.
Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.