Celebrity jokes
So my teacher's daughter committed suicide.
One day I'ma go up to her and say, "What's wrong, did Logan Paul leave your daughter hanging?"
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.
Your forehead's so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker Face.
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
Memes
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning? He ate 12-year-old nuts and a 13-year-old wiener.
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out.
The time when Michael Jackson came in his pajamas during the trial. Whether or not it was because he saw a 7-year-old boy has yet to be determined.
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They're both turned on by kids.
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning?
It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
Why was Michael Jackson at Kmart?
He heard they had little boys' pants 1/2 off.
What's white and comes in little cans?
Michael Jackson.
I was asking people who knew Trump if he would win a second term. Stormy said, "No way, he doesn't have two in him!"
Me: Cobain!
Friend: No, dude, it's Kobe.
Me: Why? Cobain didn't miss his last shot.
A very rich and famous comedian walked into a Russian bar and asked for a vodka, but the bar man (a big fan of his) answered to him: - "This vodka isn't good enough for you." - "If it is good enough for you it is good enough for me!"
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.