What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Celebrity Jokes
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
Q. If I go 1 on 1 with Harvey Weinstein, I won't get raped?
A. I'm not a 14-year-old girl.
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?
"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
He wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
What's white and comes in little cans?
Michael Jackson.
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning?
It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
Why was Michael Jackson at Kmart?
He heard they had little boys' pants 1/2 off.
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning? He ate 12-year-old nuts and a 13-year-old wiener.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
