Celebrity jokes

Why did Michael Jackson die?

Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.

Have you heard about the new movie with Stephen Hawking as the star? It's called "Unplugged."

Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?

Logan Paul left him hanging.

Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.

They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.

A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.

They're all Predators!

Don't free Britney!

What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?

"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."

What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?

Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You follow the Fresh prints.

Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?

"Prince, I'm ready to chat when you are. I'm in bed, so yeah, let's chat! Love you!"

Haha, dead.

Girl playing outside: "Step on a line and you break your mommy's spine." She then steps on a line and her mother keels over screaming.

Girl playing outside: "Step on a crack and you break daddy's back." She steps on a crack the mailman next door then keels over screaming.

The husband starts celebrating, gets in the car, and starts to drive away.

The son comes outside and steps on a crack.

The dad then dies in a car crash.

I wank over Rose Watson.

Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.

What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?

Hanson.

Me: Now I know why Michael Jackson turned white.

The police: You finally figured it out.

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?

Elton John is still standing.

You know I'm not too into black girls, but Kobe's daughter was smoking!