Celebrity

Celebrity jokes

Yo mama

    • Your mum is so fat Les Dawson would agree with me that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand, she throws it.

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    • Sun

    • What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

    "Could you move? Your sun is in my son."

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    • Masturbation

    • Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?

    Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.

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    • Black

    • A small, nervous woman steps into a hotel elevator in Las Vegas.

    At the next floor, three large, burly men step in. The woman is immediately intimidated and clutches her purse tightly.

    Suddenly, one of the men says in a deep voice: "Hit the floor!"

    Terrified that she is about to be robbed, the woman drops her bags and collapses face down onto the floor of the elevator, cowering in fear.

    The men burst out laughing and help the bewildered woman up. The speaker apologizes profusely and says: "No, ma'am, I meant hit the button for our floor!"

    The next morning, the woman receives a massive bouquet of roses and has her entire hotel bill paid for. Attached is a note that says: "Thanks for the best laugh I've had in years."

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    Lady

    • What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

    "Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."

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    • Polar Bear

    • Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝

    “I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”