Celebrity jokes
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"
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What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.
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What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?
A: Garry Glitter's boots.
What is stuck between a doorway?
Rebel Wilson.
What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!
"Hee hee touch my pp."
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
Did you know that the Royal family like carnivals?
Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
What's worse than ants down your pants? Michael Jackson.
Once upon a time... Chuck Norris stepped on a Lego. R.I.P. the Lego piece.
What did the helicopter say?
Helicopter: "Kobe!"
Chuck Norris doesn't ride horses.
Horses ride him.
How do you spell racecar backwards?
racecar
How do you spell racecar sideways?
Paul Walker's death.
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.