Celebrity jokes
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron!
What starts with "s" and ends with "erm"? SuperM.
This means both "matrix" and "master" so take out the "u" and then you just get "master". When you think of sperm, you think of porn. If you're a master at something, you're also a star at it. So you get porn star.
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five? Logan Paul left him hanging.
So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.
My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:
When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*
Memes
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
Biggest joke?
[Image of Zac Efron]
Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?
A: Garry Glitter's boots.
"Hee hee touch my pp."
What is stuck between a doorway?
Rebel Wilson.
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
Did you know that the Royal family like carnivals?
Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.
Once upon a time... Chuck Norris stepped on a Lego. R.I.P. the Lego piece.
Chuck Norris doesn't ride horses.
Horses ride him.