Celebrity jokes
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron!
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five? Logan Paul left him hanging.
What starts with "s" and ends with "erm"? SuperM.
This means both "matrix" and "master" so take out the "u" and then you just get "master". When you think of sperm, you think of porn. If you're a master at something, you're also a star at it. So you get porn star.
So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"
My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:
When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*
What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?
One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for children. The other is for groceries.
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.
Biggest joke?
[Image of Zac Efron]
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.
What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?
A: Garry Glitter's boots.
"Hee hee touch my pp."