Cardi B has very long nails.
Celebrity Jokes
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Bruno Mars was a planet!
Who is Bill Cosby’s favorite Disney princess?
Sleeping Beauty.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
What is it called when 21 Savage and 6ix9ine fight: Alien vs. Predator?
What do you call vampire Matt Damon?
Bat Damon!
What does Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
Survival Guilt.
One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
*walks in store* OH LITTle debhehe's!
What was Michael Jackson's favorite flavor from Ben and Jerry's? "Schweaty balls," or if you're Michael Joseph Jackson, "tiny balls."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite phrase to parents of boys? "Leave me alone!"
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?
Hän näki alastoman pojan.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.
Chuck Norris is...
What? You don't need to know what he is. He's just, Chuck.
How do you spell racecar backwards?
racecar
How do you spell racecar sideways?
Paul Walker's death.
