Celebrity jokes
My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:
When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
Memes
Biggest joke?
[Image of Zac Efron]
Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!
What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?
A: Garry Glitter's boots.
"Hee hee touch my pp."
What is stuck between a doorway?
Rebel Wilson.
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
Did you know that the Royal family like carnivals?
Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.
Once upon a time... Chuck Norris stepped on a Lego. R.I.P. the Lego piece.
Chuck Norris doesn't ride horses.
Horses ride him.
What's worse than ants down your pants? Michael Jackson.
What did the helicopter say?
Helicopter: "Kobe!"
How do you spell racecar backwards?
racecar
How do you spell racecar sideways?
Paul Walker's death.