Celebrity jokes
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five? Logan Paul left him hanging.
What starts with "s" and ends with "erm"? SuperM.
This means both "matrix" and "master" so take out the "u" and then you just get "master". When you think of sperm, you think of porn. If you're a master at something, you're also a star at it. So you get porn star.
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron!
So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"
My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:
When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*
Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"
Biggest joke?
[Image of Zac Efron]
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
"Hee hee touch my pp."
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.
What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?
A: Garry Glitter's boots.
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!