Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
Celebrity Jokes
Your hairline so far back.
Even LeBron James had a good laugh!
Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
Have you seen Dolly Parton's new shoes? Neither has she!
Cardi B has very long nails.
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Bruno Mars was a planet!
Who is Bill Cosby’s favorite Disney princess?
Sleeping Beauty.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
What is it called when 21 Savage and 6ix9ine fight: Alien vs. Predator?
What do you call vampire Matt Damon?
Bat Damon!
What does Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
Survival Guilt.
*walks in store* OH LITTle debhehe's!
What was Michael Jackson's favorite flavor from Ben and Jerry's? "Schweaty balls," or if you're Michael Joseph Jackson, "tiny balls."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite phrase to parents of boys? "Leave me alone!"
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?
Hän näki alastoman pojan.
