Celebrity jokes
How did Rihanna know that Chris Brown was cheating on her? There was a different color of lipstick on his knuckles.
How do you get Wacko Jacko to screw a lightbulb?
Tell Jacko that the bulb is a 6-year-old boy.
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? One's made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries.
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.
What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?
No seriously, what is it?
Did you hear about Johnny Depp's shelter for abused women? It's going as well as Michael Jackson's children's hospital!
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
Johnny Depp, Michael Jackson, and Marilyn Manson all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Why don't you take a seat, right over there?" Turns out the bartender was Chris Hansen himself.
If you leave your small children inside a shower with Kelly Clarkson, you're a filthy parent.
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose.
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan has all their teeth intact.
What does Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds? There's 20 of them!
Why did the Secret Service detain Johnny Depp at the White House?
Because he was about to kick the cabinet.
Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.
What did Chris Brown say when he saw Rihanna?
"I'd hit that."