Celebrity jokes
Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?
Their parents.
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
Chris Brown, More like Chris Brownie hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
The Kardashians are just hyper realistic Barbies.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 2)
To find his fans!
Michael J. Fox is rumored to be starring in the new Tremors sequel.
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH!
"Prince???? Where are you??? I might have to go to bed for real, but I just wish we could talk at night. Why don't we anyway? (I love you so much!)"
What is the worst player in basketball? LeBron James.
You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.
What do Diddy and Turkish men have in common?
They both use lots of oil.
You will find Taylor Swift on the streets before you find your hairline.
Q: How do you know it's time for bed at the Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel has family.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
Did you hear that nursing homes keep returning the new Paul Walkers?
They let the elderly move fast, but then burst into flames and burn the patients alive.
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
Michael J. Fox walks into an ice cream parlor.
The man behind the counter asks Michael, "Can I help you?"
Michael exclaims, "I would like an ice cream."
The man behind the counter asks, "What flavor?"
Michael says, "It doesn't matter what flavor, I'm gonna fucken drop it anyway."