Celebrity Jokes

With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odour and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygenic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.

What's the difference between Johnny Depp and Eminem? Eminem was never proven to beat his wife in court, but Johnny Depp was.

What does michael jackson and santa clause have in commen? They both let little kids sit on his lap

John Lennon: What a nice view

John walked outside.

He got shot

:skull:

There is this celebrity everybody thought was so down to earth. That was until he hung himself.

On a hot summers day a famous celebrity tweeted " it is a beautiful day and I`m deciding which kid to have fun with today" to which the local priest replied " I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today".

What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?

They both have plastic in them.

Stephen hawking once stood up to bow down to chuck norris

What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?

They can't reach 30.

What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?

A DEPPression.

(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke)

On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?

I can’t believe it’s been over a year since Kobe decided he’s too good to wait in traffic.

After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest.