Celebrity jokes
Why didn't Michael Jackson get away with messaging with kids? Because they were all juveniles.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
You Poker Face.
Chuck Norris once stabbed the Terminator with Bruce Lee.
Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.
What do you call vampire Matt Damon?
Bat Damon!
Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.
Who's a rapper that likes to walk around naked?
Nudacris.
Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.
Daddy, good morning, please, I want too, but Davido's second-hand towel is 2.5 million.
Have you seen Dolly Parton's new shoes? Neither has she!
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
Chuck Norris once did a roundhouse kick... and successfully completed the bottle cap challenge.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.
What does Michael Jackson say when he grabs his crotch? I never noticed that before.
What's the difference between Kanye West and an orphan?
Kanye West has parents.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!
What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.
Who's the closest family member to Paul Walker?
Answer: The tree.
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.