How did they figure out what kind of shampoo Paul Walker used? They found his “head and shoulders” in the dash.
What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?
"Boys Keep Swinging."
What did MC Hammer say to Michael Jackson?
"U Can't Touch Kids."
Michael Jackson gets really ill, so he's rushed to hospital. When they get there, he says, "Am I in heaven?"
The doctor replies, "Nah, sir, we're just taking a quick shortcut through the children's ward."
When I grow up, I wanna be like Lil Peep... Dead.
Why can Michael Jackson not play chess? Because he can't pick which side he is on, the white or black side.
Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathize with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".
A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.
They're all Predators!
Johnny Depp once said in an interview: "I get older, my girlfriends stay the same age."
Maybe Johnny Depp's soulmate isn't born yet. We'll see in 20-25 years.
Radiohead had to remake "Fake Plastic Trees" after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.
I decided to visit Saudi Arabia with my girlfriend.
She and I learned they celebrate Pride month by throwing stones.
Q: What's stronger than family?
A: Whatever tree Paul Walker hit.
A lot of people ask why I only make jokes about Paul Walker and no one else.
Because they didn’t have as big of an impact as him.
What's the difference between humans and bullets?
Humans miss John Lennon.
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? Hey, get out of my sun!
What's harder than steel?
Michel Jackson in an orphanage.
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.
This boy in my high school choir class had a decently big forehead, so I leaned in and said, "You know, if you painted an H on your forehead, maybe Kobe would've landed."
