What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out
How do you wake up lady gaga? Poker Face.
What do Micheal Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in Photos because they won’t do the same for him
Which fish is the most famous?
The star fish!
What did Mickey mouse, and Michael Jackson have in common? : (What don't they have in common) Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces,
Chuck Norris lit a campfire and humans saw the sun for the first time.
what's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag ones plastic and dangerous to play with the other is to carry groceries.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand? Jacks and 5.
Bro Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter celebrating right now I bet
Oh wait I forgot
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints.
what does michael jackson get hicgh on? A LITTLE CRACK
Today I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you Penaldo!
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning? It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad influence to children?
Because he only looks one way when crossing the road
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener
at the age 100 you get a letter from the queen, at 12, you get a DM from prince charles.
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch.
Because it was over 10 years old.
whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!!!
