Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window? He was airing his blanket.
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?
Logan Paul left him hanging
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle? Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger"
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the worlds hardest riddle! Good luck đ- âI turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities.â
What is Santa Claus and Bill Cosby having in common? They both come while youâre asleep
what does michael jackson get hicgh on? A LITTLE CRACK
Olivia Rodrigo
Race car backwards is race car but if you turn race car sideways thatâs how Paul walker go sent to gods inbox
What did death say during a helicopter crash?
KOBE!
What is it called when Bill Cosby and a illegal immigrant fight? Aliens vs. Predator
How do you wake up lady gaga? Poker Face.
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They donât cook because they love eating out
What do Micheal Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? Theyâre both made out of plastic and harmful to children
Girl playing outside: step on a line and you break your mommy's spine She then steps on a line and her mother keels over screaming
Girl playing outside :step on a crack and you break daddy's back She steps on a crack the mailman next door then keels over screaming
The husband starts celebrating gets in the car and starts to drive away
The son comes outside and steps on a crack
The dad then dies in a car crash
Which fish is the most famous?
The star fish!
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in Photos because they wonât do the same for him
What did Mickey mouse, and Michael Jackson have in common? : (What don't they have in common) Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces,
Chuck Norris lit a campfire and humans saw the sun for the first time.
