Micheal Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture..Tonya says.."I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3 year olds"
I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.
Things to kids: Dragapult:Ooh, look! Some ammo A Good Parent: My baby Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?
Billy's jeans.
“So I asked Genie if he could grant me this wish, I wished to be like Michael Jackson, the next day I was in a playground full of little kids.”
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
What’s loud, red and goes at 200mph?
Paul Walker’s Porsche
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a fuck if my computer crashes
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window? He was airing his blanket.
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?
Logan Paul left him hanging
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up. It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It
What is Santa Claus and Bill Cosby having in common? They both come while you’re asleep
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle? Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger"
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
Olivia Rodrigo
Race car backwards is race car but if you turn race car sideways that’s how Paul walker go sent to gods inbox
What did death say during a helicopter crash?
KOBE!
What is it called when Bill Cosby and a illegal immigrant fight? Aliens vs. Predator
