I can’t believe it’s been over a year since Kobe decided he’s too good to wait in traffic.
On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?
After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest.
why dont Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?
Bc They make the toys
what was juice wrld before he was famous?
answer: alive
What’s worse than ants in your pants - Michael Jackson
First of all, If a Woman Sue's Bill Cosby for Drugging & Rape 50 Years ago, & She Could still remember it, IT COULDNT HAVE BEEN ALL BAD
Chuck Norris once took down a fence. Maybe you heard of it, the Berlin wall
Q:What do burger King and michael Jackson have in common
A:they put meat on five year old buns
Micheal Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture..Tonya says.."I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3 year olds"
What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?
Billy's jeans.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
Things to kids: Dragapult:Ooh, look! Some ammo A Good Parent: My baby Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover
In honor of Diddy:
The ice CREAM machine at McDonalds now works!
“So I asked Genie if he could grant me this wish, I wished to be like Michael Jackson, the next day I was in a playground full of little kids.”
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
What’s loud, red and goes at 200mph?
Paul Walker’s Porsche
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a fuck if my computer crashes
I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up. It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.
