Celebrity jokes
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't Fortnite.
What is found under Michael Jackson's pillow?
Billie's jeans.
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.
And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.
Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
Who's Lil John?
Michael farts. Jackson doesn’t.
Why didn't Michael Jackson have a girlfriend? He's afraid of women.
Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
What’s the difference between me and Chester Bennington?
I know how to use an exercise band.
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana’s head before she died?
The steering wheel.
Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.
"Addison Rae in bra? Nope, terrible."