Celebrity jokes
Kobe jokes just don’t land well anymore.
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.
Amanda Bynes is a lush blond who has quickly become a blond lush.
In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places, is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between a 9 year old bun.
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Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?
Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.
What would Stephen Hawking do to get drunk?
Overcharge himself.
Stephen Hawking once stood up to bow down to Chuck Norris.
Where did Michael Jackson go to college?
Bring 'em young.
What's the last thing that went through Curt Cobain's mind?
His teeth.
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
Why was Michael Jackson at Kmart?
He heard they had little boys' pants 1/2 off.
The other day I went on a romantic cruise in Hawaii. Then I met my girl Zendaya on board. She was shaking her ass and playing with her penis. Then she asked me, "Hey, you wanna make love in the cabin?" I said, "Sure, sweet thang," gave me her number, kissed me on the cheek. Next day she woke up because it was a romantic nightmare.
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
If possible, I refrain from brunching celebrities. My path is smooth. The table receives the branching.
When I arrived at my friend's house and, after a long time, I was given permission to pick from the branches and graze the dog, I agreed. Then the work begins. "No, no money," I replied, "that's why I'm a burden to the world that hurts me."
And when I told them, they told me and said they were there. If I had a job, I would be fired on the first day for bad behavior. The best solution is to avoid this situation.
Cameron Boyce
What does Michael Jackson like to drink? Tea-he-he.
Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.
I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!
What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?
Billy's jeans.