Celebrity jokes

I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up.

It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.

The time when Michael Jackson came in his pajamas during the trial. Whether or not it was because he saw a 7-year-old boy has yet to be determined.

What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.

I wanted to play as Kobe Bryant on my gaming console, but the game kept crashing.

Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?

I'm sweating like Michael Jackson at a kindergarten.

What’s loud, red and goes at 200mph?

Paul Walker’s Porsche.

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?

I give a fuck if my computer crashes.

What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.

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Me: Now I know why Michael Jackson turned white.

The police: You finally figured it out.

What is harder than steel?

Michael Jackson on a playground.

Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?

Logan Paul left him hanging.

Michael Jackson goes to the doctor.

Michael Jackson: "Help, doctor, I've been shot!" Doctor: "I can't fix that, but I can change your skin color so it doesn't happen again."

Chuck Norris didn't join the army, the army joined Chuck Norris.

So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called "Straight Out of Windshield."

Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.

What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?

Beat It.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.

Girl playing outside: "Step on a line and you break your mommy's spine." She then steps on a line and her mother keels over screaming.

Girl playing outside: "Step on a crack and you break daddy's back." She steps on a crack the mailman next door then keels over screaming.

The husband starts celebrating, gets in the car, and starts to drive away.

The son comes outside and steps on a crack.

The dad then dies in a car crash.