Celebrity jokes
I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up.
It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.
What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
I wanted to play as Kobe Bryant on my gaming console, but the game kept crashing.
I'm sweating like Michael Jackson at a kindergarten.
Memes
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I give a fuck if my computer crashes.
What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.
Olivia Rodrigo
So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called "Straight Out of Windshield."
Me: Now I know why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured it out.
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a playground.
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?
Logan Paul left him hanging.
Michael Jackson goes to the doctor.
Michael Jackson: "Help, doctor, I've been shot!" Doctor: "I can't fix that, but I can change your skin color so it doesn't happen again."
Chuck Norris didn't join the army, the army joined Chuck Norris.
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.
Bippity Boppity Bill Cosby!
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
The time when Michael Jackson came in his pajamas during the trial. Whether or not it was because he saw a 7-year-old boy has yet to be determined.
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.