Celebrity jokes
What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.
I wanted to play as Kobe Bryant on my gaming console, but the game kept crashing.
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It.
I'm sweating like Michael Jackson at a kindergarten.
Memes
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I give a fuck if my computer crashes.
What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.
Olivia Rodrigo
So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called "Straight Out of Windshield."
Me: Now I know why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured it out.
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a playground.
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?
Logan Paul left him hanging.
Michael Jackson goes to the doctor.
Michael Jackson: "Help, doctor, I've been shot!" Doctor: "I can't fix that, but I can change your skin color so it doesn't happen again."
Chuck Norris didn't join the army, the army joined Chuck Norris.
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.
Bippity Boppity Bill Cosby!
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.
Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.