Celebrity jokes
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It.
I'm sweating like Michael Jackson at a kindergarten.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I give a fuck if my computer crashes.
What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.
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Memes
Me: Now I know why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured it out.
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a playground.
So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called "Straight Out of Windshield."
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?
Logan Paul left him hanging.
Chuck Norris didn't join the army, the army joined Chuck Norris.
Michael Jackson goes to the doctor.
Michael Jackson: "Help, doctor, I've been shot!" Doctor: "I can't fix that, but I can change your skin color so it doesn't happen again."
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.
Bippity Boppity Bill Cosby!
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.
Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a carrier bag? One is plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other is a carrier bag.
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least).