What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.
Paul's favorite car.
A Carrera GT.
Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.
How do you know Johnny Depp finished his meal?
When you see fifty empty bottles of wine on his front doorstep.
When you hear Michael Jackson talk about his "perfect 10," make sure you hide your 10-year-old son.
Race car backwards is race car, but if you turn race car sideways, that’s how Paul Walker got sent to God’s inbox.
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
POV: Someone stole Michael Jackson's baby: "He he stole my bab(y), he he."
What is it called when Bill Cosby and an illegal immigrant fight?
Aliens vs. Predator
What did death say during a helicopter crash?
KOBE!
So my teacher's daughter committed suicide.
One day I'ma go up to her and say, "What's wrong, did Logan Paul leave your daughter hanging?"
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker Face.
