Celebrity Jokes

Why was the rapper always the life of the party?

Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT

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May our days be abundant, a dance of delight, Will I navigate life with courage, taking flight. May our journey be a beauty, a blessing so sweet, I will celebrate friendships, where hearts and souls meet.

May our nights be bright, with laughter and cheer, May we live with love, eliminating every fear. I will grow in kindness, a serenade of grace, May our lives be a marvel, a splendid embrace.

"How do celebrities stay cool?"

"They have many fans."

Me: Hey, mom? Why do we celebrate birthdays?

Mom: Because that's the day a new life was born, and people are born every day so every day is a special day.

My thoughts: And my friend wonders why I have depression...

Want to know what juice wrld would do if he was alive today. frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.

Who’s the hottest girl in the world? Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun

Why can’t a orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day becuse they have no parents

Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?

Because he never missed a BEAT

Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat

ever wonder why pride month is so hot? it's j a free trial of what's to come for the celebrators...

katie Price's answer for everything is darkness. She isn't a dull person, but playing eye spy with my little eye with Harvey is just way too easy.

why did Paul walker died because he crashed a car in a tree

What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision!!!!! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision!!!!!!! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios new series: WandaVision!!!!!!