Celebrity Jokes

Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?

Logan Paul left him hanging.

I'm sweating like Michael Jackson at a kindergarten.

Chuck Norris didn't join the army, the army joined Chuck Norris.

What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?

Beat It.

Michael Jackson goes to the doctor.

Michael Jackson: "Help, doctor, I've been shot!" Doctor: "I can't fix that, but I can change your skin color so it doesn't happen again."

The image is split in two, the left side shows Alec Baldwin in a white t-shirt with the olympic rings holding a handgun. The right side shows Alec Baldwin wearing a USA jacket and three medals. Text at the bottom reads: "Alec Baldwin Wins Gold Medal But Then Accidentally Shoots 3 Judges & A Spectator." Text on the image also says "MADHOUSE MAGAZINE" and "See more Memes at MadhouseMagazine.com".

So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called "Straight Out of Windshield."

Bippity Boppity Bill Cosby!

What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.

What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?

They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.

I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.

Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a carrier bag? One is plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other is a carrier bag.

What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.

Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.

Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?

Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."

Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.

I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.

Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝

“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”