Celebrity jokes
I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.
But it would just crash and burn.
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.
I added Paul Walker on Xbox...
But he spends all his time on the dashboard.
Yo mama is so ugly that Kanye West went East to get away from her.
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I give a fuck when my computer crashes.
Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star.
Sorry for posting this!
Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks Bear Grylls is a restaurant.
Your mom so ugly that Paul Walker died.
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.
If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette, he will be warm for a short time.
But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash, so now he's warm for the rest of his life.
How do stars die? Usually a overdose in an airport.
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?
A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?
Hän näki alastoman pojan.
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.