Celebrity jokes
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is made of plastic and bad for kids; the other one holds shopping.
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...
His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
This boy in my high school choir class had a decently big forehead, so I leaned in and said, "You know, if you painted an H on your forehead, maybe Kobe would've landed."
Memes
Why did Mia Khalifa become so famous?
Because she blew up.
2020 was the first time Kobe had passed in years.
Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".
(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)
If you turn the word "racecar" backwards, it says "racecar".
But if you turn the racecar sideways, you have Paul Walker's blood on your hands.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and Eminem? Eminem was never proven to beat his wife in court, but Johnny Depp was.
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead.
With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odor and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygienic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.
I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.
What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan is more capable of speaking clearly.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both let little kids sit on their lap.
What is the fastest thing in the world?
James Charles when he sees little boys.
I would make a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.