Celebrity

Celebrity jokes

Queen

What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?

Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.

Michael Jackson

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?

One is made of plastic and bad for kids; the other one holds shopping.

Cover

Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...

His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...

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  • Bill Cosby

    What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.

    Forehead

    This boy in my high school choir class had a decently big forehead, so I leaned in and said, "You know, if you painted an H on your forehead, maybe Kobe would've landed."

    Kelly Clarkson

    Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".

    (And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)

    Racecar

    If you turn the word "racecar" backwards, it says "racecar".

    But if you turn the racecar sideways, you have Paul Walker's blood on your hands.

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  • Johnny Depp

    What's the difference between Johnny Depp and Eminem? Eminem was never proven to beat his wife in court, but Johnny Depp was.

    Cleanliness

    With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odor and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygienic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.

    Kanye West

    I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.

    Orphan

    What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?

    An orphan is more capable of speaking clearly.