what's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag ones plastic and dangerous to play with the other is to carry groceries.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand? Jacks and 5.
Your so cool that celebrities take pictures of you
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints.
Bro Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter celebrating right now I bet
Oh wait I forgot
What does Michael jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket
How do you know Johnny Depp finished his meal?
When you see fifty empty bottles of wine on his front doorstep.
Today I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you Penaldo!
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna I’d hit that
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning? It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
A plane is going to crash there are four passengers and only three parachutes. all the staff are safe and are gone, leaving the passengers. Ryan Reynolds is the first he says, my fans need me and jumps, Donald trump takes another and says I am the smartest president, jumps, leaving one. There is a pope and a boy left. The pope says child, my life is over and yours has just begun, take the last parachute. The boy replies don't worry - Donald took my backpack.
Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad influence to children?
Because he only looks one way when crossing the road
whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!!!
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch.
Because it was over 10 years old.
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener
at the age 100 you get a letter from the queen, at 12, you get a DM from prince charles.
why cant orphans celebrate christmas - father christmas left them
Did you hear about Paul Walker's rap? Wrapped around that tree.
What time is bed time at Michael Jackson’s house? When the big hand touches the little hand
