Why did Mia Khalifa become so famous?
Because she blew up.
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...
His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
2020 was the first time Kobe had passed in years.
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
If you turn the word "racecar" backwards, it says "racecar".
But if you turn the racecar sideways, you have Paul Walker's blood on your hands.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and Eminem? Eminem was never proven to beat his wife in court, but Johnny Depp was.
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead.
With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odor and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygienic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.
I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan is more capable of speaking clearly.
What is the fastest thing in the world?
James Charles when he sees little boys.
I would make a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both let little kids sit on their lap.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello on the other side.
There is this celebrity everybody thought was so down to earth. That was until he hung himself.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? Little skin flutes.
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
Why can’t Michael Jackson get within 500 meters of a school?
Cause he’s dead.
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
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