Celebrity jokes

What's red and got makeup all over?

A Bill Cosby victim.

The other day I went on a romantic cruise in Hawaii. Then I met my girl Zendaya on board. She was shaking her ass and playing with her penis. Then she asked me, "Hey, you wanna make love in the cabin?" I said, "Sure, sweet thang," gave me her number, kissed me on the cheek. Next day she woke up because it was a romantic nightmare.

What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?

They both get turned on by kids.

Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.

Halloween. The day we celebrate your face.

I just wish I went on a date with Ariana Grande, and then everybody knew I fucked Ariana Grande.

What do you call two Michael J. Fox's standing next to each other?

Parallel Parkinson's.

Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.

What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!

I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.

Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?

Hän näki alastoman pojan.

Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?

A: Hearing Aids.

What do you call vampire Matt Damon?

Bat Damon!

What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?

Green Bay Packers & New England Patriots

Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star.

Sorry for posting this!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poker Face.

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?

I give a fuck when my computer crashes.

Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?

I care when my computer crashes.

Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.