Celebrity jokes
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
I would rather be drugged and robbed by Cardi B than listen to her f***ing music.
Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.
Katie Price's answer for everything is darkness.
She isn't a dull person, but playing eye spy with my little eye with Harvey is just way too easy.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
"FUCK IT HURTS SO BAD PLEASE SEND AN AMBULANCE I CAN'T BREATHE (I am Paul Walker btw)"
What’s the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
One was famous for walking on the moon, (pause), the other fucked young boys.
What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?
Innocent.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
How do stars die?
Normally, an overdose.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
Chris Brown, More like Chris Brownie hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
What do Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker have in common?
They both died at 95.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.
People say that they miss xxxtentacion, like the bullet didn’t.
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?
Put a flower on their gravestone.
I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.
"FUCK FUCK FUCK MY CLOTHES CAUGHT THE FLAME OH MY GOD IT BURNS SO MUCH!"