Why did the Secret Service detain Johnny Depp at the White House?
Because he was about to kick the cabinet.
Why did the Secret Service detain Johnny Depp at the White House?
Because he was about to kick the cabinet.
Johnny Depp, Michael Jackson, and Marilyn Manson all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Why don't you take a seat, right over there?" Turns out the bartender was Chris Hansen himself.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and Eminem? Eminem was never proven to beat his wife in court, but Johnny Depp was.
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? Hey, get out of my sun!
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What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
whats michael jacksons nickname? nivea black and white
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
How did Princess Diana die?
Giving the glove box head.
What time is bed time at Michael Jackson’s house? When the big hand touches the little hand
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
What did The Rock say to his dad?
"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.