Celebrity

Celebrity jokes

Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his Head and Shoulders on the dashboard.

What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?

Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.

A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.

They're all Predators!

Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝

“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”

I was in a haunted house today. Nothing scared me until I reached the last room, where I saw the scariest Halloween ghost I've ever seen. He took my pens and ghosted. I was told that I saw Pristiano Penaldo and I was lucky enough to see him because he performs once in a blue moon.

What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?

An orphan has all their teeth intact.

What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?

Paul Walker's death.

Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.

Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.