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Celebrity Jokes
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is made of plastic and bad for kids; the other one holds shopping.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
Paul's favorite car.
A Carrera GT.
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
Your hairline so far back.
Even LeBron James had a good laugh!
Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.
I saw a helicopter on January 26, 2020. Then Kobe was on the news.
I find it bemusing that hardcore right-wingers are superfans of Johnny Depp, considering that he looks like a dangerous Mexican drug lord.
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite piano note? A minor.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
