Celebrity

Celebrity jokes

What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?

"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"

How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?

Put a flower on their gravestone.

Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his Head and Shoulders on the dashboard.

What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?

Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.

A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.

They're all Predators!

Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝

“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”

I was in a haunted house today. Nothing scared me until I reached the last room, where I saw the scariest Halloween ghost I've ever seen. He took my pens and ghosted. I was told that I saw Pristiano Penaldo and I was lucky enough to see him because he performs once in a blue moon.