I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.
Micheal Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture..Tonya says.."I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3 year olds"
A very rich and famous comedian walked into a Russian bar and asked for a vodka, but the bar man (a big fan of his) answered to him: - "This vodka isn't good enough for you." - "If it is good enough for you it is good enough for me!"
Where would you take Stephen hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC world
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii I'm famous
"Dad, how do stars die?" -- "Usually an overdose."
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
